I'm afraid of spiders because my house has a lot of black widows in the garage, so I naturally freak when I see any spider.

I was also just kidding about moving, it's not really a big deal, it was just kinda shitty to wake up and nearly walk into a spider that looked like it had crawled off a space ship (crab spider, which I didn't know at the time)

Don't take everything so seriously bro, I'm just dicking around