It's been raining every day, and all the bugs are going into peoples houses.
I nearly walked into a spider hanging in such a way that it would have been directly over my heart.
In my own goddamn house.
Fuck this, I'm moving to Alaska.
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It's been raining every day, and all the bugs are going into peoples houses.
I nearly walked into a spider hanging in such a way that it would have been directly over my heart.
In my own goddamn house.
Fuck this, I'm moving to Alaska.
Spiders are good. They eat other nasty bugs. Except ants.
Catch them and create a super army.
We have spiders hanging out over every entryway to my house, there is no reason for them to be in my walking path.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormie
I think it is you who is in their webbing pathQuote:
Originally Posted by KainCantResetHisPass
Bullshit, they don't pay rent.Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFluttershy
They do eat the other nasty bugs you'd be complaining about if you didn't have them. :3
As long as they aren't venomous I wouldn't worry too much.
Or big enough to make webs that can actually deflect your head. One time there was a spider web (when i was about 12 years old) that made a web from one corridor to the other end, and it was like a single line, but it was like fucking wire. The web was so strong it rebounded my head. I was like WTF IS THEEES?Quote:
Originally Posted by CL0V3R
loool like in piranha 3DD, the dude's head gets cut by a small wire and goes onto a chick's hand and she starts screaming and moving her enormous boobs against his head.
That's how i wanna die.
Wow. I never realized how spoiled some places are when it comes to insects. They are commonplace here. There are more spiders per room than you've probably ever seen in your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by KainCantResetHisPass
You get used to them. They don't fuck with humans. I think people afraid of spiders are silly. It's like being afraid of Jello. Just... why? The spiders that bite you are the spiders you don't see. I've never watched a spider bite me, and I've never watched a spider try to bite me.
Boo hoo, I saw spider, life hard, moving to Alaska.
Spiders are bros, bro. Spiderbro is real.
I'm afraid of spiders because my house has a lot of black widows in the garage, so I naturally freak when I see any spider.
I was also just kidding about moving, it's not really a big deal, it was just kinda shitty to wake up and nearly walk into a spider that looked like it had crawled off a space ship (crab spider, which I didn't know at the time)
Don't take everything so seriously bro, I'm just dicking around
Black widows suck, granted.
They are getting overrun by the lesser-poisonous brown widow though.
So that's good.
Camel spiders suck. So I don't want to hear about regular spiders. You can easily step on regular spiders, camel spiders are the size of your foot and hiss and jump. Lets just put it in retrospect.
perspective*Quote:
Originally Posted by Souleater
And camel spiders are bros too.
A bit scarier, but still bros.
I stopped fearing them when I realized how easy they are to smash. Their natural fear reaction is to jump. If you try to step on them, they jump into your shoe instead of run away. Silly things.
Right perspective.Quote:
Originally Posted by GAMEchief
It's kind of hard to think about smashing the ones out here. They chase the Army all the time. It's actually kind of funny.