Quote Originally Posted by KainCantResetHisPass View Post
It's been raining every day, and all the bugs are going into peoples houses.

I nearly walked into a spider hanging in such a way that it would have been directly over my heart.

In my own goddamn house.


Fuck this, I'm moving to Alaska.
Wow. I never realized how spoiled some places are when it comes to insects. They are commonplace here. There are more spiders per room than you've probably ever seen in your life.
You get used to them. They don't fuck with humans. I think people afraid of spiders are silly. It's like being afraid of Jello. Just... why? The spiders that bite you are the spiders you don't see. I've never watched a spider bite me, and I've never watched a spider try to bite me.

Boo hoo, I saw spider, life hard, moving to Alaska.

Spiders are bros, bro. Spiderbro is real.