I'll go after someone else goes, I'm sure as hell not going first lol.
So, what crimes have you committed? Online or off?
Just thought that this would be something interesting to do. Lets all calculate our jail times if we got caught for all of them hahahaha.
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- 31 Jan. 2013 09:56pm #1
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What crimes have you committed in life?
- 31 Jan. 2013 09:58pm #2
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Speeding. Speeding. Speeding. Some more speeding.
Blown a couple of stop signs, blown a few lights.
Got caught speeding twice, blowing a light once. One more ticket and my license is suspended til I turn 21.
Made by Use.
used to be known as the once fabled "Ethan," Slayer of Theocules, Bringer of Rain!
- 31 Jan. 2013 09:59pm #3
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Street racing on the freeway.
- 31 Jan. 2013 10:00pm #4
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- 31 Jan. 2013 10:01pm #5
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- 31 Jan. 2013 10:02pm #6
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- 31 Jan. 2013 10:02pm #7
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Made by Use.
used to be known as the once fabled "Ethan," Slayer of Theocules, Bringer of Rain!
- 31 Jan. 2013 10:11pm #8
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Lol, NOS Mustang? Nice, nice. And lol@first few things
Lol.
I guess I should go now...
Impersonation of business employees and law enforcement officers
Impersonation of companies
Social Engineering
Credit Card Fraud
Coupon Fraud
Exploitation of websites
Selling of credit card numbers
Vandalism
Trespassing tresspassing tresspassing lol
Graffiti
No-license driving
Loitering
J-walking
Assault (Getting in fights, still considered assault)
Theft (tiny stuff, like lists of internal phone nums from stores and stuff. All the stuff I've ever stolen has been paper.)
Breaking general store rules (Turning stereos up all the way to the jesus channel in walmart and shit. One time I accidentally fired a rifle in walmart, gunshots and everything, I ran like fucking SHIT. There were no security cams there, but as soon as I ran like 20 employees were there, and then they called the police and shit. It was scary. Writing down internal phone numbers and shit from target. Stealing lists of phone numbers and departments and guides and shit.)
Breaking into someone's computer
Writing guides on breaking into houses and other stuff because I got bored
Exploiting a website to get stuff on it for free (I was able to change a hidden form value so that stuff only cost a few cents instead of like 20 bucks and shit.)
I can't think of anything else right now, but if I do I'll add it to the list.
- 31 Jan. 2013 10:14pm #9
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- 31 Jan. 2013 10:15pm #10
Haxing.
- 31 Jan. 2013 10:35pm #11
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- 31 Jan. 2013 10:53pm #12
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- 31 Jan. 2013 10:56pm #14
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- 31 Jan. 2013 11:03pm #15
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- 31 Jan. 2013 11:04pm #16
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- 31 Jan. 2013 11:15pm #17
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- 31 Jan. 2013 11:16pm #18
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- 01 Feb. 2013 12:22am #19
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Well fuck you all, you're posting in this thread without posting all of the crimes you've ever committed. Cmon guys, lets do this.
- 01 Feb. 2013 12:45am #20
- 01 Feb. 2013 01:03am #21
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- 01 Feb. 2013 02:25am #22
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It's not.
- 01 Feb. 2013 07:31am #24
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- 01 Feb. 2013 10:54am #26
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Myself, have commited plenty, but I wont' specify which because I don't have any felonies on my record, due to having never been busted.
Offline, y'know.
Came back here, formed a team, and hacked a White Supremacy group.
LG made News, and we actually encouraged my hometown to do Equality rallies and fundraisers every year now.
So we legitimately change an entire town
Bucksport hate group’s MySpace page hacked — State — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
Originally Posted by C0FF1NCASE
- 01 Feb. 2013 01:18pm #27
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Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.
I remember that, weren't they a huge problem where you lived or something?
- 01 Feb. 2013 02:04pm #28
- 01 Feb. 2013 02:14pm #29
Underage drinking, billions of dollars worth of copyright infringement (billions being the amount I'd be sued for), prescription drug abuse I guess.
Also, once I shoplifted some starburst.
Fuck yeah, starburst.
Disco is neat.
- 01 Feb. 2013 02:54pm #30
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- 01 Feb. 2013 03:02pm #31
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I stole pokemon cards from Jcpenny when I was 8 and my mom threatened to call the cops on me. Everytime I heard a siren I hid in my room.
Also, I hard core jay walk. -toocoolforschool-I am steady killin' fools.
- 01 Feb. 2013 03:47pm #32
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☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
Originally Posted by C0FF1NCASE
- 01 Feb. 2013 04:14pm #33
First off, what the hell is devil's night? And second off, fireworks are only illegal in urban areas.
- 01 Feb. 2013 05:13pm #34
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Sorry, devils night is kind of a detroit thing I guess lol.
It's where on the night before halloween everyone stays out late and in detroit people go burn shittons of houses down and stuff lol. Where I live, if you look outside at night on devil's night you can normally see huge plumes of smoke and sometimes a house fire or two.
Also, that's true. A cop chased me and a few friends of mine because on fourth of july we were firing off gigantic mortars and shit, and one tipped over and shot at our highschool lol. We were in the parking lot of the school. I had even shoved like 100 bottle rockets in a sparkler box and lit the box on fire, setting 'em all off at once, pointing them at shit. It was fucking fun until the few cop cars showed up. They just asked for our names though, and we all gave fake names or misspellings haha.
- 01 Feb. 2013 09:32pm #35
One of the strangest things to adjust to in moving to an urban town is how taboo fireworks are here. Is there like a firework markup for illegal fireworks in urban areas like there is alcohol markup in dry counties? Because that would be hilarious. Bottle rockets are 4 for a penny where I'm from. I have literally buckets of them, which are just what is leftover from all the buckets of them I had as a child. It's pretty commonplace to waste them on experimenting. Lighting clumps. Throwing them. Two fourth of July's back, we were throwing them circularly to not know which way it would go off. Blew up about a foot from my ex's face. Fun times. Also you kick an ant hill and shove the bottle rocket into it, then light it when they climb onto it. Space ants. You can tie the wires of them together to make a large wire to light multiple at a time. Or lay them down and drag race them. Furthest or fastest wins, whichever. I was always really a fan of the water proof ones, which you can shoot into lakes. Or hold until the fuse is low enough that it explodes as soon as it touches the water, which makes a sweet burst.
So many accidental fires, but whatever. That's just something that happens and we know how to handle from the age of like 5.
GOD, I need to go play with some fireworks now.
- 01 Feb. 2013 09:58pm #36
- 01 Feb. 2013 11:08pm #37
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Holy fuck, that sounds amazing. I wish I could get fireworks that cheap here, but I've been playing with them for a long time reguardless. Firecrackers + dollar store knock-off hotwheels are amazing, because you can get a pack of 'em for a dollar and when they blow up the cheap aluminum body ether melts or goes flying. Good times. Also, lost it at "Space Ants".
- 02 Feb. 2013 12:35am #38
Is that not normal? I feel like I don't think I'd believe if someone said they've never shot fire works, but then I don't know how urban kids would do it. I imagine they all do it illegally like you, because I can't imagine not having these experiences. Fireworks are just like a part of childhood in rural areas. And if you didn't play space ants or that stuff, what do you do with them? Just shoot them up?
- 02 Feb. 2013 12:38am #39
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Ive commited alot when i was younger that i forgot most. Online the most i have done was stealing gaia accounts lol. (Could be a crime since people put money into gaia.)
- 02 Feb. 2013 01:01am #40
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Spray painting the walls o: