What crimes have you committed in life?

[323]

I'll go after someone else goes, I'm sure as hell not going first lol.

So, what crimes have you committed? Online or off?

Just thought that this would be something interesting to do. Lets all calculate our jail times if we got caught for all of them hahahaha.

[Ethan]

Speeding. Speeding. Speeding. Some more speeding.
Blown a couple of stop signs, blown a few lights.
Got caught speeding twice, blowing a light once. One more ticket and my license is suspended til I turn 21.

[323]

Speeding. Speeding. Speeding. Some more speeding.
Blown a couple of stop signs, blown a few lights.
Got caught speeding twice, blowing a light once. One more ticket and my license is suspended til I turn 21.

Lol, didn't you used to smoke weed and shit? That's still a crime, it's not legal yet hahaha. I don't mean stuff you've been caught for, I mean everything. Caught for and not.

[Ethan]

Lol, didn't you used to smoke weed and shit? That's still a crime, it's not legal yet hahaha. I don't mean stuff you've been caught for, I mean everything. Caught for and not.

Well in that case........

Marijuana use, underage drinking, throwing an underage drinking party, stealing, hacking, pirating, exploiting and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Street racing as well, my friend's NOS powered Ford Mustang.

[GAMEchief]

Well in that case........

Marijuana use, underage drinking, throwing an underage drinking party, stealing, hacking, pirating, exploiting and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Street racing as well, my friend's NOS powered Ford Mustang.

I'm pretty sure it's not a crime to drink underage. It's a crime to provide to minors.

[Mota]

Street racing on the freeway.

[323]

Street racing on the freeway.

Shit dude, street racing is awesome, but I prefer street drifting haha. Drifting is my thing, but racing is still sweet. And that can't be the only crime you've ever committed. People break laws every day.

[Mota]

Shit dude, street racing is awesome, but I prefer street drifting haha. Drifting is my thing, but racing is still sweet. And that can't be the only crime you've ever committed. People break laws every day.

Smoking weed and selling drugs.

[323]

Well in that case........

Marijuana use, underage drinking, throwing an underage drinking party, stealing, hacking, pirating, exploiting and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Street racing as well, my friend's NOS powered Ford Mustang.

Lol, NOS Mustang? Nice, nice. And lol@first few things

Smoking weed and selling drugs.

Lol.



I guess I should go now...

Impersonation of business employees and law enforcement officers
Impersonation of companies
Social Engineering
Credit Card Fraud
Coupon Fraud
Exploitation of websites
Selling of credit card numbers
Vandalism
Trespassing tresspassing tresspassing lol
Graffiti
No-license driving
Loitering
J-walking
Assault (Getting in fights, still considered assault)
Theft (tiny stuff, like lists of internal phone nums from stores and stuff. All the stuff I've ever stolen has been paper.)
Breaking general store rules (Turning stereos up all the way to the jesus channel in walmart and shit. One time I accidentally fired a rifle in walmart, gunshots and everything, I ran like fucking SHIT. There were no security cams there, but as soon as I ran like 20 employees were there, and then they called the police and shit. It was scary. Writing down internal phone numbers and shit from target. Stealing lists of phone numbers and departments and guides and shit.)
Breaking into someone's computer
Writing guides on breaking into houses and other stuff because I got bored
Exploiting a website to get stuff on it for free (I was able to change a hidden form value so that stuff only cost a few cents instead of like 20 bucks and shit.)

I can't think of anything else right now, but if I do I'll add it to the list.

[Ethan]

Lol, NOS Mustang? Nice, nice. And lol@first few things



Lol.



I guess I should go now...

Impersonation of business employees and law enforcement officers
Impersonation of companies
Social Engineering
Credit Card Fraud
Coupon Fraud
Exploitation of websites
Selling of credit card numbers
Vandalism
Trespassing tresspassing tresspassing lol
Graffiti
No-license driving
Loitering
J-walking
Assault (Getting in fights, still considered assault)
Theft (tiny stuff, like lists of internal phone nums from stores and stuff. All the stuff I've ever stolen has been paper.)
Breaking general store rules (Turning stereos up all the way to the jesus channel in walmart and shit. One time I accidentally fired a rifle in walmart, gunshots and everything, I ran like fucking SHIT. There were no security cams there, but as soon as I ran like 20 employees were there, and then they called the police and shit. It was scary. Writing down internal phone numbers and shit from target. Stealing lists of phone numbers and departments and guides and shit.)
Breaking into someone's computer
Writing guides on breaking into houses and other stuff because I got bored
Exploiting a website to get stuff on it for free (I was able to change a hidden form value so that stuff only cost a few cents instead of like 20 bucks and shit.)

I can't think of anything else right now, but if I do I'll add it to the list.

You are impressively naughty.

[Taz]

Smoking weed and selling drugs.

You forgot one.
You're also a thief for stealing my heart <3

[Mota]

You forgot one.
You're also a thief for stealing my heart <3

Lol For some reason i know you would say something like that.

[The Unintelligible]

Haxing.

[GAMEchief]

I'll go after someone else goes, I'm sure as hell not going first lol.

So, what crimes have you committed? Online or off?

Just thought that this would be something interesting to do. Lets all calculate our jail times if we got caught for all of them hahahaha.

Oh man.

[323]

Well fuck you all, you're posting in this thread without posting all of the crimes you've ever committed. Cmon guys, lets do this.

[GAMEchief]

Well fuck you all, you're posting in this thread without posting all of the crimes you've ever committed. Cmon guys, lets do this.

I mean. I've done some shit. I have a pretty rebellious history. For the sake of maintaining a particular social image as an administrator, I don't think it would be appropriate for me to answer the question.

Use your imagination.

[C0FFINCASE]

Enough to know not to list them online

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Using a fake facebook to get pictures of people's own. Although I'm not sure that's a crime

[Artificial]

Using a fake facebook to get pictures of people's own. Although I'm not sure that's a crime

Identity theft. I'm assuming you stole someone's photos to do so.

I, on the other hand, am a straight shooter.

[Raivu]

Myself, have commited plenty, but I wont' specify which because I don't have any felonies on my record, due to having never been busted.

Offline, y'know.
Came back here, formed a team, and hacked a White Supremacy group.
LG made News, and we actually encouraged my hometown to do Equality rallies and fundraisers every year now.
So we legitimately change an entire town

Bucksport hate group’s MySpace page hacked — State — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

[323]

Identity theft. I'm assuming you stole someone's photos to do so.

I, on the other hand, am a straight shooter.

Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.

Myself, have commited plenty, but I wont' specify which because I don't have any felonies on my record, due to having never been busted.

Offline, y'know.
Came back here, formed a team, and hacked a White Supremacy group.
LG made News, and we actually encouraged my hometown to do Equality rallies and fundraisers every year now.
So we legitimately change an entire town

Bucksport hate group’s MySpace page hacked — State — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

I remember that, weren't they a huge problem where you lived or something?

[Artificial]

Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.

False.

[Drakonid]

Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.

Not really.(plus pot is not illegal in some places)
It's not against the law, as charlie the unicorn already pointed out.
Not something done everywhere
Only if you're a cheap ass willing to get your hand blown off
not illegal everywhere
not everyone drives

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Identity theft. I'm assuming you stole someone's photos to do so.

I, on the other hand, am a straight shooter.

I don't think you can get prosecuted for it here, though. It's only identity theft if you do something to steal money I think

[GAMEchief]

It's not.

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It's not.

Thank god! Because it's so fun~

[Kain]

Underage drinking, billions of dollars worth of copyright infringement (billions being the amount I'd be sued for), prescription drug abuse I guess.

Also, once I shoplifted some starburst.

Fuck yeah, starburst.

[Stormie]

I stole pokemon cards from Jcpenny when I was 8 and my mom threatened to call the cops on me. Everytime I heard a siren I hid in my room.

Also, I hard core jay walk. -toocoolforschool-

[Raivu]

I stole pokemon cards from Jcpenny when I was 8 and my mom threatened to call the cops on me. Everytime I heard a siren I hid in my room.

Also, I hard core jay walk. -toocoolforschool-

lol I remember stealing Pokemon cards.
My mom DID call the cops on me when I was like 8, because I wrote swears on the playground and she wanted him to supervise me until I sanded every swear off the playground.
I don't know which of us was more aggrivated.

[GAMEchief]

One of the strangest things to adjust to in moving to an urban town is how taboo fireworks are here. Is there like a firework markup for illegal fireworks in urban areas like there is alcohol markup in dry counties? Because that would be hilarious. Bottle rockets are 4 for a penny where I'm from. I have literally buckets of them, which are just what is leftover from all the buckets of them I had as a child. It's pretty commonplace to waste them on experimenting. Lighting clumps. Throwing them. Two fourth of July's back, we were throwing them circularly to not know which way it would go off. Blew up about a foot from my ex's face. Fun times. Also you kick an ant hill and shove the bottle rocket into it, then light it when they climb onto it. Space ants. You can tie the wires of them together to make a large wire to light multiple at a time. Or lay them down and drag race them. Furthest or fastest wins, whichever. I was always really a fan of the water proof ones, which you can shoot into lakes. Or hold until the fuse is low enough that it explodes as soon as it touches the water, which makes a sweet burst.

So many accidental fires, but whatever. That's just something that happens and we know how to handle from the age of like 5.

GOD, I need to go play with some fireworks now.

[323]

One of the strangest things to adjust to in moving to an urban town is how taboo fireworks are here. Is there like a firework markup for illegal fireworks in urban areas like there is alcohol markup in dry counties? Because that would be hilarious. Bottle rockets are 4 for a penny where I'm from. I have literally buckets of them, which are just what is leftover from all the buckets of them I had as a child. It's pretty commonplace to waste them on experimenting. Lighting clumps. Throwing them. Two fourth of July's back, we were throwing them circularly to not know which way it would go off. Blew up about a foot from my ex's face. Fun times. Also you kick an ant hill and shove the bottle rocket into it, then light it when they climb onto it. Space ants. You can tie the wires of them together to make a large wire to light multiple at a time. Or lay them down and drag race them. Furthest or fastest wins, whichever. I was always really a fan of the water proof ones, which you can shoot into lakes. Or hold until the fuse is low enough that it explodes as soon as it touches the water, which makes a sweet burst.

So many accidental fires, but whatever. That's just something that happens and we know how to handle from the age of like 5.

GOD, I need to go play with some fireworks now.

Holy fuck, that sounds amazing. I wish I could get fireworks that cheap here, but I've been playing with them for a long time reguardless. Firecrackers + dollar store knock-off hotwheels are amazing, because you can get a pack of 'em for a dollar and when they blow up the cheap aluminum body ether melts or goes flying. Good times. Also, lost it at "Space Ants".

[GAMEchief]

Holy fuck, that sounds amazing. I wish I could get fireworks that cheap here, but I've been playing with them for a long time reguardless. Firecrackers + dollar store knock-off hotwheels are amazing, because you can get a pack of 'em for a dollar and when they blow up the cheap aluminum body ether melts or goes flying. Good times. Also, lost it at "Space Ants".

Is that not normal? I feel like I don't think I'd believe if someone said they've never shot fire works, but then I don't know how urban kids would do it. I imagine they all do it illegally like you, because I can't imagine not having these experiences. Fireworks are just like a part of childhood in rural areas. And if you didn't play space ants or that stuff, what do you do with them? Just shoot them up?

[323]

Is that not normal? I feel like I don't think I'd believe if someone said they've never shot fire works, but then I don't know how urban kids would do it. I imagine they all do it illegally like you, because I can't imagine not having these experiences. Fireworks are just like a part of childhood in rural areas. And if you didn't play space ants or that stuff, what do you do with them? Just shoot them up?

Firecrackers = illegal
Bottle rockets = illegal
Mortars (big ones that shoot in the air and go boom, like at fireworks shows) = illegal
Practically anything that shoots in the air = illegal

All the stores around me just sold fountains, and to get any illegal stuff you would bring it in from Ohio, it was the closest state to me where people could buy all of that legally.

How to have fun with fountain fireworks, a definitive guide written by less-privileged urban-area kids (a.k.a. kids with no illegal/fun fireworks)

1.) Turn fountain over
2.) Hold fountain and point at people
3.) tip fountain over or throw things at it while it's going
4.) Put tons of leaves on top of fountain, epic lulz ensue

And that's about it. When all of the illegal fireworks were made legal (right before 4th of July last year) where I live, it was a fucking holiday. For at least three months, you would hear mortars going off every single night. It was great.

[Taz]

Ive commited alot when i was younger that i forgot most. Online the most i have done was stealing gaia accounts lol. (Could be a crime since people put money into gaia.)

[Mota]

Spray painting the walls o:

[GAMEchief]

Of course I now what a mortar is. Legal bro. The fuck is a fountain? You mean a roman candle?

[323]

Of course I now what a mortar is. Legal bro. The fuck is a fountain? You mean a roman candle?

Nope, nothing that cool. A fountain is a ****** of a firework that just shoots pretty colored sparks and shit like three feet in the air. Shit is gay.

[GAMEchief]

Nope, nothing that cool. A fountain is a ****** of a firework that just shoots pretty colored sparks and shit like three feet in the air. Shit is gay.

lol? Roman candles are the next step up after bottle rockets here. Those fountains are just considered children's toys. They sell them at toy stores, I believe.

[Elliot]

Absolutely nothing. I've been a good boy :>.

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Killed my little brother in the tub