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- 24 Jul. 2013 09:11am #1Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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Soo...
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- 24 Jul. 2013 11:42am #2
lol
I'm lightning on my feet
- 24 Jul. 2013 11:53am #3Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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Or an annoying prank. Either works. I know of one.
He isn't very computer savvy, so he wont know the difference. Lul
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- 24 Jul. 2013 01:00pm #4
Don't you know? Macs don't get viruses/malware or anything of the sort. They're impenetrable. Macs are life.
Your best bet is convincing him to switch to Windows.
Tough luck.I'm lightning on my feet
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Oh don't give me that BS. if I had a nickel for every time.
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Busting The Myth: Apple MACs Do Get Viruses! – Dr. Tech - BDN Maine Blogs
Pranks are easy though. He is too stupid to know how to fix them.Last edited by La Vie Cruelle; 24 Jul. 2013 at 02:03pm.
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- 24 Jul. 2013 04:28pm #6 woosh Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle I'm lightning on my feet
- 24 Jul. 2013 06:44pm #7
Ctrl+Alt+Down arrow key
- 24 Jul. 2013 06:45pm #8 I don't think that works on all operating systems. Originally Posted by Jenni I'm lightning on my feet
- 24 Jul. 2013 06:47pm #9 Oh in that case Originally Posted by The Unintelligible
Rotate Mac Screen Orientation
- 24 Jul. 2013 07:46pm #10Administrator
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Update whatever the Mac equivalent of a hosts file is to point popular websites to 127.0.0.1
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- 24 Jul. 2013 08:05pm #11Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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Keep 'em coming.
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- 24 Jul. 2013 08:17pm #12Donator
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Smash his pc with a hammer.
- 24 Jul. 2013 09:08pm #13Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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See, that would only last for a minute. I want him to suffer. Originally Posted by Drakonid
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- 24 Jul. 2013 09:18pm #14
Sneeze all over it and he might get the virus next time he uses it?
- 24 Jul. 2013 09:31pm #15
Fuck with the vents so it slowly starts to overheat, keylogs, disconnect a few capacitors or shit. Make that thing fucking dangerous to use.
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Open it, voiding the wty.
- 24 Jul. 2013 09:35pm #17 Woah dude, I was just going to suggest some C4 or shit but geezus you are going too far. Originally Posted by Drakonid
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warranties are srs shit.
- 24 Jul. 2013 09:47pm #19 And $55 for 3 years. Originally Posted by Drakonid
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And for an extra $14.99 you can make it worldwide!
- 24 Jul. 2013 10:00pm #21 *Only applicable in location of purchase. Originally Posted by Drakonid
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I'll just tape up the vent he won't notice. This is like his precious baby. Has all his memories and shit. Originally Posted by Tree
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I'd get flour, sand and dirt and blow it in.
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Go to random porn sites on it and click popups and the side bars until it gets infected with some version of the Moneypak Virus.
Here are some examples of what it says:
The second one works better if you activate his webcam before it gets infected since it shows a mirror for his webcam under the recording thing. Best part is, if he pays the "fine" the .root file stays in his directory and retroactively gets activated, and it bypasses Norton and most standard anti-virus.Voted Hottest Male Member
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- 26 Jul. 2013 07:05am #25 Sounds pretty win right there. Originally Posted by Souleater Go to random porn sites on it and click popups and the side bars until it gets infected with some version of the Moneypak Virus.
Here are some examples of what it says:
The second one works better if you activate his webcam before it gets infected since it shows a mirror for his webcam under the recording thing. Best part is, if he pays the "fine" the .root file stays in his directory and retroactively gets activated, and it bypasses Norton and most standard anti-virus.I'm lightning on my feet
- 26 Jul. 2013 11:21am #26Reply-Inducing
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I would just set it up to shut down every time he turns it on. I did this to my old English teacher because he gave me an F on my final exam. He said "I'm giving you an F to teach you that get a low grade will not kill you."
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- 26 Jul. 2013 03:59pm #27
This prank worked wonders for me. Originally Posted by Maverick
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