I need a virus for a mac book
For revenge. Cause this little bitch used me for the past year and is now kicking me out and ditching me after I took care of his ass.
Long story. He deserves it.
<_<
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I need a virus for a mac book
For revenge. Cause this little bitch used me for the past year and is now kicking me out and ditching me after I took care of his ass.
Long story. He deserves it.
<_<
lol
Or an annoying prank. Either works. I know of one.
He isn't very computer savvy, so he wont know the difference. Lul
Don't you know? Macs don't get viruses/malware or anything of the sort. They're impenetrable. Macs are life.
Your best bet is convincing him to switch to Windows.
Tough luck.
Oh don't give me that BS. if I had a nickel for every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Unintelligible
Busting The Myth: Apple MACs Do Get Viruses! – Dr. Tech - BDN Maine Blogs
Pranks are easy though. He is too stupid to know how to fix them.
wooshQuote:
Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle
Ctrl+Alt+Down arrow key
I don't think that works on all operating systems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenni
Oh in that caseQuote:
Originally Posted by The Unintelligible
Rotate Mac Screen Orientation
Update whatever the Mac equivalent of a hosts file is to point popular websites to 127.0.0.1
Keep 'em coming.
Smash his pc with a hammer.
See, that would only last for a minute. I want him to suffer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakonid
Sneeze all over it and he might get the virus next time he uses it?
Fuck with the vents so it slowly starts to overheat, keylogs, disconnect a few capacitors or shit. Make that thing fucking dangerous to use.
Open it, voiding the wty.
Woah dude, I was just going to suggest some C4 or shit but geezus you are going too far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakonid
warranties are srs shit.
And $55 for 3 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakonid
And for an extra $14.99 you can make it worldwide!
*Only applicable in location of purchase.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakonid
I'll just tape up the vent he won't notice. This is like his precious baby. Has all his memories and shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tree
I'd get flour, sand and dirt and blow it in.
Go to random porn sites on it and click popups and the side bars until it gets infected with some version of the Moneypak Virus.
Here are some examples of what it says:
http://www.pcsolutions.co.uk/mjs/pcs...yPak-virus.png
http://malwaretips.com/blogs/wp-cont...ypak-virus.jpg
The second one works better if you activate his webcam before it gets infected since it shows a mirror for his webcam under the recording thing. Best part is, if he pays the "fine" the .root file stays in his directory and retroactively gets activated, and it bypasses Norton and most standard anti-virus.
Sounds pretty win right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Souleater
I would just set it up to shut down every time he turns it on. I did this to my old English teacher because he gave me an F on my final exam. He said "I'm giving you an F to teach you that get a low grade will not kill you."
This prank worked wonders for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick