join over lords clan .

[C0FFINCASE]

Just like in that episode of 1000 ways to die, but im not dumb. When i feel like im gonna pass out i untie the surgical tubing.

Good man. YOU COULD ALSO NOT TIE IT TO YOUR DICK.

[Omlett]

Good man. YOU COULD ALSO NOT TIE IT TO YOUR DICK.

WHAT ELSE WOULD I TIE IT TOO, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

[C0FFINCASE]

WHAT ELSE WOULD I TIE IT TOO, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

WHY ARE YOU TYING IT TO ANYTHING? IT'S GIANT. WEAR SOME BRIEFS AND LET THEM HOLD IT IN PLACE.

[Omlett]

WHY ARE YOU TYING IT TO ANYTHING? IT'S GIANT. WEAR SOME BRIEFS AND LET THEM HOLD IT IN PLACE.

*the mood dramatically changes to a soft tone
Ya know i only some how own 1 pair of briefs and they stretched out so much they dont even fit me, no idea how it happened.

[C0FFINCASE]

*the mood dramatically changes to a soft tone
Ya know i only some how own 1 pair of briefs and they stretched out so much they dont even fit me, no idea how it happened.

Do you have balls the size of grapefruit?
Yes? Well there you go.

*that music you were looking for

[Omlett]

I am pretty proud of my balls, they're kinda perfect.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

I am pretty proud of my balls, they're kinda perfect.

Are they ? Hey you have a shot load of rep, what would happen if you plus prepped me ?

[Omlett]

Are they ? Hey you have a shot load of rep, what would happen if you plus prepped me ?

You would get about 11 rep, maybe a little more.

[Isonyx]

5~ is more close to average than 6 is. 6 is generally considered above average IIRC.

Also I don't think any studies show any data pointing to height and penis size being related. They're actually completely independent of each other. I know more than a few tall dudes lacking in the size department. Conversely, I also know average height guys who are considered "larger".

Furthermore, I don't know what increased weight has to do with penis size. Weight or body fat is actually considered detrimental to size as more fat makes the penis look smaller and being overweight could contribute to erectile problems.

Penis size is more related to genes, dieting, et al. Males haven't suddenly evolved to where the average penis size has increased. That's far from the truth actually.

Regarding shaft thickness, women do generally favor girth over length but they aren't mutually exclusive. I don't think a chick that prefers girth would be particularly satisfied if you're super thick but extremely short. Same if you're really long but lack in the girth department.

Both factor in to overall pleasure for women to tell you the truth. Girth provides fullness and length provides penetration depth to reach certain "spots".

And glans pretty much has nothing to do with the pleasure women experience during intercourse. The head is generally soft and spongy so that's not really what they feel during penetration. So glans is definitely not more important than shaft thickness nor length.

wow you're like an expert on penis

[The Unintelligible]

I'm also an expert on your mom's vagina.

So you could say I'm a jack of all trades.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

I'm also an expert on your mom's vagina.

So you could say I'm a jack of all trades.

[GAMEchief]

wow you're like an expert on penis

he has first hand experience with a lot of them

[Isonyx]

So you could say I'm a jack of all trades.

is this you coming out?

[The Unintelligible]

I mean, it's open to your interpretation. But you should know a stud like me could only possibly go one way. Your mom's way.

Also had to study up on penis-tology as soon as I started to grow a massive johnson. That's why my knowledge in that regard is top notch pretty much.

[Isonyx]

I mean, it's open to your interpretation.

I'm so proud of you for taking this step.

[The Unintelligible]

Acceptance is the first step to progression!

[HUNSON ABADEER]

Acceptance is the first step to progression!

What have you done to This thread I am beginning question my aligence .

[The Unintelligible]

What have you done to This thread I am beginning question my aligence .

This is my thread. You only decided to make it for me.

Also you pretty much volunteered to become my "disciple". It's not like I'm asking for groupies; I already have plenty of those. My top henchman is actually GAMEchief for the record, not you.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

This is my thread. You only decided to make it for me.

Also you pretty much volunteered to become my "disciple". It's not like I'm asking for groupies; I already have plenty of those. My top henchman is actually GAMEchief for the record, not you.

Sure thing kid .

[The Unintelligible]

You sound pretty ridiculous when you say "kid" in your posts to try and come off as tough when your username is from Adventure Time.

Just sayin'

[Omlett]

You sound pretty ridiculous when you say "kid" in your posts to try and come off as tough when your username is from Adventure Time.

Just sayin'

OOOOOOOH SHIT SHOTS FIRED BANG BAN.

[C0FFINCASE]

OOOOOOOH SHIT SHOTS FIRED BANG BAN.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

You sound pretty ridiculous when you say "kid" in your posts to try and come off as tough when your username is from Adventure Time.

Just sayin'

I would reply with some snide and witty comment, but truth be told you're you're not worth it kid, because all you are is some phat Asian 12 year old who has to constantly assure you're self that you're penis is not tiny until you can almost believe it .

[Omlett]

I would reply with some snide and witty comment, but truth be told you're you're not worth it kid, because all you are is some phat Asian 12 year old who has to constantly assure you're self that you're penis is not tiny until you can almost believe it .

IS THIS THE END OF THE BROLATIONSHIP OF THE CENTURY?

[The Unintelligible]

I would reply with some snide and witty comment, but truth be told you're you're not worth it kid.

That's because you aren't capable of coming up with a snide or witty comment. Good excuse for not being able to come up with anything though. A for effort sonny.

P.S. You use "you're" improperly too much. To be my disciple you need to have a little better grammar than that.

IS THIS THE END OF THE BROLATIONSHIP OF THE CENTURY?

It was never a "brolationship". It was more of a master-slave relationship that he volunteered for. Meh. He was a good servant while it lasted, but ultimately wasn't obedient enough.