join over lords clan .

[HUNSON ABADEER]

*Notice* all of this is subject to change at tu's discretion .

Hello all,


I welcome you to join the one true moderators faction, The unintelligible's . He is truly amazing in nearly every way !
If you have a truly decent sized chicken, well my friend this is then faction for you !
Requiment's ,

You must hate cclown

YOU have unintelligible's disciple as a title .

You have to have a dick 7 (sorry Charles) inches or longer .

You have to explain why you deserve to be in his clan .

Rewards ,

Based on you're devotion tu will determine you're faction rank .

Lvl 1: a beginner on an honorable path .

Lvl 2: a true hero : have a silver underlined title of you're. Choice

Lvl 9001: a true God get a true God title in rainbow characters


Member list,

The unintelligible (admin)

True gods:

Hunson abadeer .

True heroes:


Begginerz:

Frittata

[GAMEchief]

Are dick pics required as proof?

[Omlett]

Look at this, everyone want a little piece of the faction, I AM GOD

[OwlCapone]

*****wiggle?

[HUNSON ABADEER]

No we don't have any gay members to fact check yet but I'm pretty sure you're word is oak bud .

[HUNSON ABADEER]

Look at this, everyone want a little piece of the faction, I AM GOD

That does not even make sense ...

[HUNSON ABADEER]

Go away .

[OwlCapone]

Would you take some legit *****wiggle in exchang?

[The Unintelligible]

I approve of this thread.

[Omlett]

I approve of this thread.

can u approve my clothing line pls

[GAMEchief]

I approve of this thread.

Called it.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

Called it.

You fucking did . Anyways you buetiful bastard read you're Damn name and titles page .

[The Unintelligible]

can u approve my clothing line pls

No. Join my faction and I'll consider it.

Called it.

Called me approving of a thread and clan dedicated to me that I didn't even have to make myself? By jove! We have a genius on our hands. I never knew Charles was this brilliant; I'm impressed.

Also the requirement is a 6 inch penis or higher. No mercy for the diminutive casuals.

Edit: Furthermore, I'm officially declaring this clan a work in progress. When it's officially done I will post updates in this thread.

[Omlett]

@Funintellectual, why dont you just jump the requirements to 7"?

[HUNSON ABADEER]

No. Join my faction and I'll consider it.



Called me approving of a thread and clan dedicated to me that I didn't even have to make myself? By jove! We have a genius on our hands. I never knew Charles was this brilliant; I'm impressed.

Also the requirement is a 6 inch penis or higher. No mercy for the diminutive casuals.

Edit: Furthermore, I'm officially declaring this clan a work in progress. When it's officially done I will post updates in this thread.

Kk .

[The Unintelligible]

@Funintellectual, why dont you just jump the requirements to 7"?

7 inches it is.

I know I qualify, but I'm not sure if any of you nerds will.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

7 inches it is.

I know I qualify, but I'm not sure if any of you nerds will.

Ok 7 it is .

[Omlett]

7 inches it is.

I know I qualify, but I'm not sure if any of you nerds will.

What is the current rule on duel faction status?

[The Unintelligible]

No idea.

[GAMEchief]

I don't see how you could possibly be in two different factions.

[OwlCapone]

Cant gamechiff add a. Plugin that will allow. To join multiple faction?

[Omlett]

Well @Lameteeth, I could own a faction and be allied with TU's decent sized D clan (you should change the name to that, everyone will want to join)

[GAMEchief]

Cant gamechiff add a. Plugin that will allow. To join multiple faction?

No.



I mean, I can, but I'm not going to.

[OwlCapone]

WOULD anraham Lincoln change your mind tru paypal

[The Unintelligible]

WOULD anraham Lincoln change your mind tru paypal

b& for bribing an admin.

[GAMEchief]

WOULD anraham Lincoln change your mind tru paypal

A penny? No.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

Well @Lameteeth, I could own a faction and be allied with TU's decent sized D clan (you should change the name to that, everyone will want to join)

Will do m8 .

[The Unintelligible]

Well @Lameteeth, I could own a faction and be allied with TU's decent sized D clan (you should change the name to that, everyone will want to join)

>decent sized D clan

6 is decent. 7 is more than decent, unless I've been lied to all my life. I bet you don't even have <6 sized penis doe.

I think there might be a measurement proof requirement. Cause I seriously doubt Omlett or most people at LG will hit 7".

[HUNSON ABADEER]

>decent sized D clan

6 is decent. 7 is more than decent, unless I've been lied to all my life. I bet you don't even have <6 sized penis doe.

I think there might be a measurement proof requirement. Cause I seriously doubt Omlett or most people at LG will hit 7".

Trying my best to find a ****** to fact check boss, ill ask Charles .

[The Unintelligible]

Trying my best to find a ****** to fact check boss.

wut

[C0FFINCASE]

>decent sized D clan

6 is decent. 7 is more than decent, unless I've been lied to all my life. I bet you don't even have <6 sized penis doe.

I think there might be a measurement proof requirement. Cause I seriously doubt Omlett or most people at LG will hit 7".

In all seriousness 6"s has been considered average for a long time but while that says the same average height and weight increase over the years. I'd bet 7's is more average now since height and penis size are correlated.
Women also generally agree thickness of the shaft and size of head are more important to their pleasure.

[HUNSON ABADEER]

wut

Oh, for the measurement proof requirement ...... sir .

[The Unintelligible]

In all seriousness 6"s has been considered average for a long time but while that says the same average height and weight increase over the years. I'd bet 7's is more average now since height and penis size are correlated.
Women also generally agree thickness of the shaft and size of head are more important to their pleasure.

5~ is more close to average than 6 is. 6 is generally considered above average IIRC.

Also I don't think any studies show any data pointing to height and penis size being related. They're actually completely independent of each other. I know more than a few tall dudes lacking in the size department. Conversely, I also know average height guys who are considered "larger".

Furthermore, I don't know what increased weight has to do with penis size. Weight or body fat is actually considered detrimental to size as more fat makes the penis look smaller and being overweight could contribute to erectile problems.

Penis size is more related to genes, dieting, et al. Males haven't suddenly evolved to where the average penis size has increased. That's far from the truth actually.

Regarding shaft thickness, women do generally favor girth over length but they aren't mutually exclusive. I don't think a chick that prefers girth would be particularly satisfied if you're super thick but extremely short. Same if you're really long but lack in the girth department.

Both factor in to overall pleasure for women to tell you the truth. Girth provides fullness and length provides penetration depth to reach certain "spots".

And glans pretty much has nothing to do with the pleasure women experience during intercourse. The head is generally soft and spongy so that's not really what they feel during penetration. So glans is definitely not more important than shaft thickness nor length.

[Omlett]

height and penis size are correlated.

@Untangibletangerine Im 6'4" tall, I think im alright 4 joining pls promote me to VP ty.

[The Unintelligible]

@Untangibletangerine Im 6'4" tall, I think im alright 4 joining pls promote me to VP ty.

lmao.

[C0FFINCASE]

And glans pretty much has nothing to do with the pleasure women experience during intercourse. The head is generally soft and spongy so that's not really what they feel during penetration. So glans is definitely not more important than shaft thickness nor length.

The women I've been with disagree. It's a weird thing to get compliments about but it's on the list of things everyone of them mentions.

Also I wasn't implying causation or that it was a rule just that in general if you're 6', decent body mass(not fat), and palm basketballs the likelihood you have baby arm in your pants is higher. Genes are definitely the deciding factor.
For instance I'm 5'10" and I'm 7"s. My bass player is like 5'6" and he's like 8"s. None of you will believe that but it's an example.

[Omlett]

lmao.

Ya know im just a skinny ass tall dude with a more than decent hunk of meat in his pants and a positive attitude #kony2012

[C0FFINCASE]

Ya know im just a skinny ass tall dude with a more than decent hunk of meat in his pants and a positive attitude #kony2012

And by that you mean you carry around a salami to try and make it look like that.

[The Unintelligible]

The women I've been with disagree. It's a weird thing to get compliments about but it's on the list of things everyone of them mentions.

That's believable. Compliments to head size aren't really rare. Head size is just considered unimportant compared to length and girth. The head isn't really felt much as they feel the thrusting more than anything else.

IMO head is just for appearance. Having a bigger head will make the penis look more appealing to a lot of chicks and it gives them something more to play with.

[Omlett]

And by that you mean you carry around a salami to try and make it look like that.

Just like in that episode of 1000 ways to die, but im not dumb. When i feel like im gonna pass out i untie the surgical tubing.