Good man. YOU COULD ALSO NOT TIE IT TO YOUR DICK.
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Do you have balls the size of grapefruit?
Yes? Well there you go.
*that music you were looking for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVMZwWMRzdA
I am pretty proud of my balls, they're kinda perfect.
I'm also an expert on your mom's vagina.
So you could say I'm a jack of all trades.
I mean, it's open to your interpretation. But you should know a stud like me could only possibly go one way. Your mom's way.
Also had to study up on penis-tology as soon as I started to grow a massive johnson. That's why my knowledge in that regard is top notch pretty much.
I'm so proud of you for taking this step.
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/52952956.jpg
Acceptance is the first step to progression!
You sound pretty ridiculous when you say "kid" in your posts to try and come off as tough when your username is from Adventure Time.
Just sayin'
I would reply with some snide and witty comment, but truth be told you're you're not worth it kid, because all you are is some phat Asian 12 year old who has to constantly assure you're self that you're penis is not tiny until you can almost believe it .
That's because you aren't capable of coming up with a snide or witty comment. Good excuse for not being able to come up with anything though. A for effort sonny.
P.S. You use "you're" improperly too much. To be my disciple you need to have a little better grammar than that.
It was never a "brolationship". It was more of a master-slave relationship that he volunteered for. Meh. He was a good servant while it lasted, but ultimately wasn't obedient enough.