That was a wild and crazy night.

[KainCantResetHisPass]

Allow me to explain how my night went.

I went down to apply to Publix at about 5pm, and decided to write my friends name down as someone whrked there.

When I got home, I messaged her to tell her that I had, and she messaged me saying that was a bad idea, since she quit and everyone hates her there now.

So we talked for awhile (we hadn't for like, 4 months), and at around 2 am, she said we should hangout.

Naturally, I said yes.

After about half an hour, I ended up walking around my neighborhood with her, half a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of bud light (which tastes horrible, I might add)(anyone who knows anything can see where this is headed)

We decide to hop the fence to the park, and lay out in the soccer field.

After a few minutes, we play a drinking game (9gag style, go to 9gag, check comments on any picture, drink for every meme, or anytime someone says xD)

We end up pretty shitfaced, and spend a good two hours just being happy drunk people.

We realize we need to use the bathroom, so we walk (uphill somehow) to the bathrooms, and go.

Between the bathrooms and the field is the basketball courts, where the girl promptly fell and hit her head loud enough for me to hear. Luckily, she wasn't bleeding.

We got her back up, and went back to the field, where she realized she was sick.

I spent the next 2 hours watching her sleep, with intermittent puking.

After that, the sun started to rise, and the park opened, so I tried to get her up.

She promptly fell back down.

We managed to get to the basketball courts (with help from the field sprinklers), where she fell down again.

At this point, she had me call her sister to come get her, which I did.

But instead her dad came.

Instead of running, I decided to stay, and hope that the fact that he seemed to like me before hand would prevent him from killing me on the spot, and luckily it did.

So he took her to the car, and I walked home.


And that's why I don't leave my house.

[Jah]

When you say "you know where this is going" people expect SEX. DUDE I EXPECTED SEX ! GET THE FUCK LAID.

Seriously should have fucked her when she was sober . . . And the drink would have done the rest of the crazy night.

[Gabe]

That was misleading

[The Unintelligible]

While sort of misleading, it seems wild and crazy indeed.

[Gabe]

There is truth in that statement.

[Ethan]

You should write a novel.
No really.

Sucks that she had to wipe out.

[The Unintelligible]

[GAMEchief]

So... is she okay? It sounds like the hit to her head did some major damage. Concussed? She could be bleeding internally or suffer any other brain damage. The fact that she went to sleep, vomited, and lost balance didn't trigger your worry-the-fuck-about-everything response?

[KainCantResetHisPass]

So... is she okay? It sounds like the hit to her head did some major damage. Concussed? She could be bleeding internally or suffer any other brain damage. The fact that she went to sleep, vomited, and lost balance didn't trigger your worry-the-fuck-about-everything response?

We were both drunk at the time, her much so more than me, but it never occurred to me she might be concussed.

She's fine now though, and surprisingly not in trouble.


Also, I find it funny how I got warned for trolling for this thread.

[Ethan]

We were both drunk at the time, her much so more than me, but it never occurred to me she might be concussed.

She's fine now though, and surprisingly not in trouble.


Also, I find it funny how I got warned for trolling for this thread.

Are you serious?
Who did it this time?

[KainCantResetHisPass]

Drak.

It's not like it matters, it's just funny

[Ethan]

Drak...........
What's with you and warning regulars all of a sudden?

[KainCantResetHisPass]

He was just joking around guy. It's not like he was seriously warning me.

[The Unintelligible]

He was just joking around guy. It's not like he was seriously warning me.

Even jokingly, I think it's still a questionable matter.

On a related note: I was warned yesterday as well.

[KainCantResetHisPass]

Even jokingly, I think it's still a questionable matter.

On a related note: I was warned yesterday as well.

Not really.

LG is dead, warnings mean nothing.

[Drakonid]

He was just joking around guy. It's not like he was seriously warning me.

It was 100% serious, you said the s word.

[KainCantResetHisPass]

It was 100% serious, you said the s word.

oh fudge, i'm sorry

[Gabe]

Even drunk I'd be freaked out she had a concussion. I had one, and those are along the lines of the symptoms.

[Kain]

They're also among the symptoms of being drunk as hell.

[Jah]

Even jokingly, I think it's still a questionable matter.

On a related note: I was warned yesterday as well.

he gave me 3, 4th coming soon, i think i have the most infractions xDD... So badass huh ?

[Drakonid]

I gave you two, the third one must have been someone else.

Anyway, "There are currently 2 users browsing this thread." start posting, you. <.<

[GAMEchief]

The fuck is "the s word"? Shit?

[Kain]

The fuck is "the s word"? Shit?

Sasparilla.

[C0FFINCASE]

Sasparilla.

Yep, has to be the one.
I like that the summary of this story is Kain gets a girl and gives her a concussion. That combination of factors would make it seem like you ruphied her to her father I'd imagine so I suppose you're lucky not to be dead.

[Kain]

Yep, has to be the one.
I like that the summary of this story is Kain gets a girl and gives her a concussion. That combination of factors would make it seem like you ruphied her to her father I'd imagine so I suppose you're lucky not to be dead.

Rohypnol; rape drug.

[The Unintelligible]

Sasparilla.

inb4 warnings are distributed

[Jah]

Sasparilla.

inb4 warnings are distributed

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