Allow me to explain how my night went.

I went down to apply to Publix at about 5pm, and decided to write my friends name down as someone whrked there.

When I got home, I messaged her to tell her that I had, and she messaged me saying that was a bad idea, since she quit and everyone hates her there now.

So we talked for awhile (we hadn't for like, 4 months), and at around 2 am, she said we should hangout.

Naturally, I said yes.

After about half an hour, I ended up walking around my neighborhood with her, half a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of bud light (which tastes horrible, I might add)(anyone who knows anything can see where this is headed)

We decide to hop the fence to the park, and lay out in the soccer field.

After a few minutes, we play a drinking game (9gag style, go to 9gag, check comments on any picture, drink for every meme, or anytime someone says xD)

We end up pretty shitfaced, and spend a good two hours just being happy drunk people.

We realize we need to use the bathroom, so we walk (uphill somehow) to the bathrooms, and go.

Between the bathrooms and the field is the basketball courts, where the girl promptly fell and hit her head loud enough for me to hear. Luckily, she wasn't bleeding.

We got her back up, and went back to the field, where she realized she was sick.

I spent the next 2 hours watching her sleep, with intermittent puking.

After that, the sun started to rise, and the park opened, so I tried to get her up.

She promptly fell back down.

We managed to get to the basketball courts (with help from the field sprinklers), where she fell down again.

At this point, she had me call her sister to come get her, which I did.

But instead her dad came.

Instead of running, I decided to stay, and hope that the fact that he seemed to like me before hand would prevent him from killing me on the spot, and luckily it did.

So he took her to the car, and I walked home.


And that's why I don't leave my house.