Omlett giving advice 4 U!

[Omlett]

why is my ex girl friend all of a sudden messaging me?

first, drink a gallon of milk (for the vitamin D)

If you still have feeling for her message back, dont get attatched and message her every 10 minutes though

Edit: thought it said something else,

she is either bored, wants your dick, or likes you again.


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How do i grow my penis?

ok first drink about 2 gallons of milk (for the vitamin D)

than pull your penis as far as you can forword (not just the skin, the whole thing)
than do a good fap to even things out.

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How to I shrink mine?

first drink about 6 pounds of milk (for the vitamin D)

than modify your microwave to "cook" with the door open
than put a box of tin foil in the microwave set for 6 minutes and put your dick in it.
if you have to pee, you might as well do it in the microwave before it explodes.