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I have helped over 1 million people, you could be the next.
tell me what you need help with and i will give you advice.
why is my ex girl friend all of a sudden messaging me?
How do i grow my penis?
How to I shrink mine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Taz
Tape it in for a few days and i think you will be good.Quote:
Originally Posted by stapled
first, drink a gallon of milk (for the vitamin D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mx250z
If you still have feeling for her message back, dont get attatched and message her every 10 minutes though
Edit: thought it said something else,
she is either bored, wants your dick, or likes you again.
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ok first drink about 2 gallons of milk (for the vitamin D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Taz
than pull your penis as far as you can forword (not just the skin, the whole thing)
than do a good fap to even things out.
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first drink about 6 pounds of milk (for the vitamin D)Quote:
Originally Posted by stapled
than modify your microwave to "cook" with the door open
than put a box of tin foil in the microwave set for 6 minutes and put your dick in it.
if you have to pee, you might as well do it in the microwave before it explodes.
Excellent Advices!
First mix 4 quarts of lemonade with 1 gallon of lemonade (for the vitamin D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
than type the message you want to send to omlett, than omlett will give you advice for said message.
how do i upgrd ym grmer?
Is Glenn Beck and idiot?
First drink a cup of bull semen (for the vitamin D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Taz
than while your typing, just keep thinking "i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
than BAM problem solved
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yes .Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Thats going to be easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gangsta Omlett
I drink Bull semen on a daily bases.
You know to keep my bones strong.
Yeah because of the VITAMIN DQuote:
Originally Posted by Taz
lmfao!!! .Quote:
Originally Posted by Gangsta Omlett
When I try to derp, I herp.
What do?
alright all of my adoring fans, im going to take a break and play some black ops
ill answer my fan mail when i get back <3
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first drink some coke and eat a hot dog ( because BBQ food is FUCKING delicious)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain
than try as hard as you can to herp before you derp, an important step is anounciating the HHHHHH-eeeeee-rrrRRRRrrr-PPPP
practice makes perfect.
You fucking asshole
i want to derp first, not herp
i like the part where he says for the vitamin D.
BTW MONSTER HAS ANIMAL INTESTINE JUICE AND IT SHALL WORK... so does most energy drinks :D thats taurine, ITS AMAZING
Replace word herp with word derp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain
Its easily said then done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gangsta Omlett