Omlett giving advice 4 U!

[Omlett]

I have helped over 1 million people, you could be the next.
tell me what you need help with and i will give you advice.

[Supra]

why is my ex girl friend all of a sudden messaging me?

[Taz]

How do i grow my penis?

[Stapled]

How do i grow my penis?

How to I shrink mine?

[Taz]

How to I shrink mine?

Tape it in for a few days and i think you will be good.

[Omlett]

why is my ex girl friend all of a sudden messaging me?

first, drink a gallon of milk (for the vitamin D)

If you still have feeling for her message back, dont get attatched and message her every 10 minutes though

Edit: thought it said something else,

she is either bored, wants your dick, or likes you again.


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How do i grow my penis?

ok first drink about 2 gallons of milk (for the vitamin D)

than pull your penis as far as you can forword (not just the skin, the whole thing)
than do a good fap to even things out.

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How to I shrink mine?

first drink about 6 pounds of milk (for the vitamin D)

than modify your microwave to "cook" with the door open
than put a box of tin foil in the microwave set for 6 minutes and put your dick in it.
if you have to pee, you might as well do it in the microwave before it explodes.

[Sam]

Excellent Advices!

[Omlett]

Excellent Advices!

First mix 4 quarts of lemonade with 1 gallon of lemonade (for the vitamin D)

than type the message you want to send to omlett, than omlett will give you advice for said message.

[Taz]

how do i upgrd ym grmer?

[Eli]

Is Glenn Beck and idiot?

[Omlett]

how do i upgrd ym grmer?

First drink a cup of bull semen (for the vitamin D)
than while your typing, just keep thinking "i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
than BAM problem solved

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Is Glenn Beck and idiot?

yes .

[Taz]

First drink a cup of bull semen (for the vitamin D)
than while your typing, just keep thinking "i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
than BAM problem solved

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yes .

Thats going to be easy.
I drink Bull semen on a daily bases.
You know to keep my bones strong.

[Omlett]

Thats going to be easy.
I drink Bull semen on a daily bases.
You know to keep my bones strong.

Yeah because of the VITAMIN D

[Supra]

First drink a cup of bull semen (for the vitamin D)
than while your typing, just keep thinking "i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
"i dont want to be like monster"
than BAM problem solved

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yes .

lmfao!!! .

[Kain]

When I try to derp, I herp.
What do?

[Omlett]

alright all of my adoring fans, im going to take a break and play some black ops
ill answer my fan mail when i get back <3

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When I try to derp, I herp.
What do?

first drink some coke and eat a hot dog ( because BBQ food is FUCKING delicious)
than try as hard as you can to herp before you derp, an important step is anounciating the HHHHHH-eeeeee-rrrRRRRrrr-PPPP
practice makes perfect.

[Kain]

You fucking asshole
i want to derp first, not herp

[sonic_benny]

i like the part where he says for the vitamin D.

BTW MONSTER HAS ANIMAL INTESTINE JUICE AND IT SHALL WORK... so does most energy drinks thats taurine, ITS AMAZING

[Omlett]

You fucking asshole
i want to derp first, not herp

Replace word herp with word derp.

[Taz]

Replace word herp with word derp.

Its easily said then done.