Shut up, sit down, and listen.

Getting married in the next few months. Bad part? Haven't told my parents yet. In need of funny/non-awkward ways of telling them. BTW: They are over-controlling, rage when they don't get their way, and still treat me like a 10-year old. They know it's going to happen sooner or later. They failed their last daughter, and don't want me to really want to let me go.

Any strange off beat ideas for my planning, go ahead. Colors, theme, you name it. Yes, I've thought this through for a year now. Shut the hell up about my age, and no I'm not preggo.