Funny Pick up lines?

[irubberducky]

does anyone know the BEST ones?

EX:
hi im an astronaut and im on a mission to explore uranus

and more on

[SN Art]

I have some legendary pokemon.
Wanna see my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are ;O

[irubberducky]

o-o did you make that up? LOL

[Kint]

Your not going to make some nasty ass rap song about making my bedrock or something are you ?

[SN Art]

lol nah, this ones been around sicne the legendary pokemanz themselves.


Bleach:
Are you a Hollow?
Cuz you make my Zanpakuto go all Bankai.

[irubberducky]

hmm i dont get that one D:

another one xD!

[irubberducky]

Your not going to make some nasty ass rap song about making my bedrock or something are you ?

No O-o
its just for fun
Feeling alitle gloomy today D:

[SN Art]

Zanpakuto are normal swords ,and Bankai are like power mode.
It's a boner joke lol

[irubberducky]

LOL D:
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

[SN Art]

Ummm. The word of the day is "Legs"
Lets go back to place and spread the word

[Fag]

It's Check you out, not sign you out. >.>

[Coak]

Hi, I think you're attractive.
Let's go watch a movie later.
HAHAHAHAHA

[Enjoi]

Can I put my penis inside your vagina?

[Drakonid]

That one is flawless...