Wtf

[Tatsuo]

My brother has been playin' NCAA all afternoon, and I want to play some fucking MW2 damn it!

[Taz]

Then take it from him o.o

[Tatsuo]

Uhm, no. He is older than me. 23 years old, a few inches taller than me and about twice my weight. And it's his Xbox. =/

[Kain]

La Vie, that's just a way to get beat up xD

[Tatsuo]

>.>.... Tell him some hot chick is at the door for him. Then when he runs to it, take over the system. Then act like you don't know what the hell he is talking about.

Loool, like he'll believe that. No doorbell has rang and plus I think he has a girlfriend. Lol.

[Ethan]

Tell him his girlfriend is at the door then.

[Drakonid]

My brother used to always fall for it. Used to call the house phone using my dad's cell, then say his girl of the week was on the phone for him and when he got to it i just hung up my dad's cell xD

Then take over whatever he was doing cause the house phone had a cord xD

Yeah, but brothers only kick the crap out of brothers, not sisters.

[Khayden]

Say there is some fried chicken on the counter.

Worked on me at a friends house

[Tatsuo]

Yeah, but my brother's girlfriend wouldn't come to the house because he would keep it a secret. ANd the last place she would come is my house, he would go to her.

[Ethan]

She called and wanted him now, she said that she was ready.

[Drakonid]

Thats a damn lie. My brother kicked the shit out of my ass on a daily basis.

Meh, he shouldn't. We are only allowed to torture our sisters by screwing with their minds...

[Ethan]

Wow, never hit a girl.
That's like ancient decree.
Never, ever hit a woman.
I don't think it's right at all.

[Drakonid]

Hitting girls here is apparently normal.

That seems wrong.

Ethan: I dunno, I was raised like that. The point is not "don't hit women", but "don't abuse your power".
Also, how is not hitting women wrong?

[Ethan]

I always abuse my power. I am big as hell and I know it, so I use it to my advantage in gym class. xD
I am the big guy jumping for rebounds in basketball, the goalie in water polo, then at other times I am positions big people shouldn't be. xD
Like wide receiver in football, or offense in soccer.

[Drakonid]

I'm also big. And sports is a completely different thing...

[Khayden]

Oh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Ethan]

I know.
Big people rock.
I just hate other big people, who make the good big people, look bad.

[Drakonid]

Yuo just said you abused power, how is that "good"?
and I still haven't read your answer on what's wrong in not hitting women...

[Ethan]

Nah man, I mean the big people who think they are jesus because they are fat, or that they can be funny just because they are fat. Funny is natural.

What's wrong in not hitting women?
What the fuck?
Did I not say it isn't right at all? To hit a woman that is.

[Drakonid]

waaaaait...
big=/=fat

I must have misread it...
But you did put it in a confusing way..
¬¬

[Ethan]

My logic is always confusing, but it makes perfect sense to me. xD

Well, I dunno, this "big" kid in my gym class thinks using his big-ness as a way to make jokes is funny, when it really isn't.