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Wanted by the US Gov't

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#1
Wanted by the US Gov't
I got a letter from the government telling me that if I didn't do what they asked me to within 10 days, then they would report my name to the Department of Justice and request that I be prosecuted to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

The thing is, I really wish I was kidding.
If you haven't guessed already, it's about my registration papers to sign up to get drafted and go shoot little brown people with towels on their heads if we were ever to fall into war. (Selective Service) Am I the only person who finds this stupid? I'd love to defend my country, but I don't think I should get fined and butt-raped for not doing so.

I am going to keep my letter though.
*sniff* aaah...


...my very first potential threat from the US Government.
#2
Want a picture frame?
#3
Congratulations, you're being harassed by america, quick, while you can, move to India, change your name, and hide.


edit: 700th post.
#4
H2O wrote:
Congratulations, you're being harassed by america, quick, while you can, move to India, change your name, and hide.


edit: 700th post.


Stereotypical! ~~ No but seriously ._. You have a serious issue >< Talk it over with your mom.
#5
H2O wrote:
Congratulations, you're being harassed by america, quick, while you can, move to India, change your name, and hide.


edit: 700th post.


More like Mexico.[:
#6
Well ill see you in Mexico Pedro (your new mexican name) [:
#7
its probably the selective service thing. i even had to register for it and im in the military, so yea.

almost everyone does it because you need it to get loans and shit for school, but if you have some past injury that was serious, you are excluded and do not qualify. But unfortunately, you still have to send it in. because for once, its serious.
#8
D: I throw rocks at Pedro's. I want to be um...El Raivu. >.> el is mexican enough.
"El long-legged mac daddy"


Really though, am I the only person who disagrees with this type of punishment for this type of system?
#9
Ah fuck, I am 18 tomorrow, I gotta do that shit too.
#10
Smithno13 wrote:
Ah fuck, I am 18 tomorrow, I gotta do that shit too.


Happy Birthday Smithno!
#11
Mhmm. I got the same email from 3 forums because they all use the same forum base. All that was different was the name xD
"We at __________________________ would like to wish you a happy birthday today!"
#12
Dude they sent my selective service card while I was still 17. Not a big deal, just fil lyour shit out and they'll leave you alone.

*sidenote: I'd fight for my country but not Mr. Obama.
#13
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Dude they sent my selective service card while I was still 17. Not a big deal, just fil lyour shit out and they'll leave you alone.

*sidenote: I'd fight for my country but not Mr. Obama.

I know it's not a big deal. I'm not worried about it, I just think the punishment is cruel and unusual for just being late signing up for a draft.
#14
Raivu wrote:
I know it's not a big deal. I'm not worried about it, I just think the punishment is cruel and unusual for just being late signing up for a draft.


Lol, the government is all about fines dude. Ever been late on your car insurance? You won't be twice, let me tell you.
#15
Raivu wrote:
I know it's not a big deal. I'm not worried about it, I just think the punishment is cruel and unusual for just being late signing up for a draft.


theres not really gonna be a draft, its actually for numbers saying that there are x amount of people that are eligible to be drafted if we go into world war 3, or we get attacked by countries on our soil.
#16
theres not really gonna be a draft, its actually for numbers saying that there are x amount of people that are eligible to be drafted if we go into world war 3, or we get attacked by countries on our soil.


as long as I get to fight along-side my 3 uncles (one of which was 4 minutes away from being dead at the military shooting a couple weeks ago), I don't mind.

I've got a lot of military history in my family, so I guess I would do it, I just think punishing someone that harsh just because they haven't signed up to stand for that x amount of people is a little over the top.
#17
theres not really gonna be a draft, its actually for numbers saying that there are x amount of people that are eligible to be drafted if we go into world war 3, or we get attacked by countries on our soil.


a bunch of kids who doesnt wanna join the army wont scare any opposition...

/secretly happy i live in canada and not us.
#18
It's called conscientious objector (someone who refuses to kill another human being). You don't have to go to a stupid war. They'll just put you behind a computer desk or something and have you work from home doing non-murderous things. Because you'd be pretty useless to have the government spend a ton of money training and suiting you up to send you into a war where you'll purposefully not kill anyone.
Woo, consciences!
#19
I think we need to put all of the serial killers and death-row convicts into an entire separate squad/platoon away from ours and send them out.
#20
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Dude they sent my selective service card while I was still 17. Not a big deal, just fil lyour shit out and they'll leave you alone.

*sidenote: I'd fight for my country but not Mr. Obama.

lol, i'm with you on the obama thing. He might ship us to the rong base and have us raped by terrorists. WIth the white towels on there head. Not accidentally. :eek:
#21
Raivu wrote:
as long as I get to fight along-side my 3 uncles (one of which was 4 minutes away from being dead at the military shooting a couple weeks ago), I don't mind.

I've got a lot of military history in my family, so I guess I would do it, I just think punishing someone that harsh just because they haven't signed up to stand for that x amount of people is a little over the top.


given the current circumstances, it would be probable. but since you would be training for a while, it might be hard to fight side by side with your uncles.

and its not because not enough people are signing in to go into the military, its to see how many people are in waiting if they need to be trained and sent to fight. thats pretty much it, but they are serious about that fine shit...not so much the jail part, but definitely that fine shit.
#22
given the current circumstances, it would be probable. but since you would be training for a while, it might be hard to fight side by side with your uncles.

and its not because not enough people are signing in to go into the military, its to see how many people are in waiting if they need to be trained and sent to fight. thats pretty much it, but they are serious about that fine shit...not so much the jail part, but definitely that fine shit.


that's money I could be spending upgrading my PC. ._.
#23
You people are so juvenile. "get drafted and go shoot little brown people with towels on their heads"

And you wonder why they blow up your buildings....
#24
Alucard wrote:
You people are so juvenile. "get drafted and go shoot little brown people with towels on their heads"

And you wonder why they blow up your buildings....


>.> I'm joking. Calm down.
#25
Raivu wrote:
>.> I'm joking. Calm down.


Haha, Stupid US
#26
fuck the government!
#27
eh ok im not american what have you been done for exactly
#28
Sydd(: wrote:
More like Mexico.[:


Everybody goes to Mexico, let's go to Greenland xD

I'll change my name to Tim, and you can be Al.

We will become lumberman and eat beavers all day.

ohohoh We can also say thing's like a'boot because I think Greenland is near Canada.
#29
That's harsh, good thing i won't experience that. :D

Anyway, they should atleast just take fines for that rule. xD
#30
Chris wrote:
Everybody goes to Mexico, let's go to Greenland xD

I'll change my name to Tim, and you can be Al.

We will become lumberman and eat beavers all day.

ohohoh We can also say thing's like a'boot because I think Greenland is near Canada.


xD You might be thinking of Iceland. Greenland is all snow and ice.