ATTN Nice Guys

TYL you're not nice

the part about the fedora made me guffaw though

I think it puts a lot of shit in perspective though that self-proclaimed "nice guys" don't seem to understand, e.g. that being a "nice guy" is not something to be praised but to be expected of any human being, or how fighting in a relationship isn't something that happens to "nice guys."

Hooray, I'm an okay guy.

For awhile I thought I was just a dick.

C0ffin's inner monologue in response to question two: Are women obligated to shave their legs? Well no, I'll still fuck you if you don't shave your legs but I kind of wish you'd get on that. Your snatch too, well if you want me to eat you out any way. No, I don't care that it's not fair you have to my hair thing in your mouth and I refuse to touch you down there when you don't shave. You know what else? My fedora is fucking cool so deal with it.

I was a nice guy in high school, basically the love of my life sees me as her brother and now I have meaningless sex with anything that moves and use my psuedo-rocker persona to get laid while never developing a real relationship. Oh, and while I pretend to have moved one every bloody time I see her I realize I can't. Yay me!

I'm not a nice guy I am very rude and spiteful

SilkyNick wrote:

I'm not a nice guy I am very rude and spiteful

Same.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

C0ffin's inner monologue in response to question two: Are women obligated to shave their legs? Well no, I'll still fuck you if you don't shave your legs but I kind of wish you'd get on that. Your snatch too, well if you want me to eat you out any way. No, I don't care that it's not fair you have to my hair thing in your mouth and I refuse to touch you down there when you don't shave. You know what else? My fedora is fucking cool so deal with it.

I was a nice guy in high school, basically the love of my life sees me as her brother and now I have meaningless sex with anything that moves and use my psuedo-rocker persona to get laid while never developing a real relationship. Oh, and while I pretend to have moved one every bloody time I see her I realize I can't. Yay me!

Protip: You weren't a nice guy in high school.
Source: Your first paragraph.

Fuckin shaving legs thing, I don't want to date some girl with super hairy legs, fuck that shit.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Fuckin shaving legs thing, I don't want to date some girl with super hairy legs, fuck that shit.

Some people have good genes and don't need to shave. But that's only some people.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Fuckin shaving legs thing, I don't want to date some girl with super hairy legs, fuck that shit.

Allow me to take your opinion into consideration on behalf of all women for a moment...
... I have concluded that there is literally no reason for anyone to give a shit what you think, because you aren't even remotely an expert on women, relationships, or sex.

Second opinion? Y/N

Flareboy323 wrote:

Fuckin shaving legs thing, I don't want to date some girl with super hairy legs, fuck that shit.

Aw while I do shave my legs, in the winter sometimes they get a bit prickly, but trust me when you live with someone you start to not care as much. Rofl I mean I find hairy legs on dudes kinda gross but it really doesn't bother me enough to be like YOU NEED TO SHAVE THOSE BECAUSE YEA!

@Coffin: Not to be a dick but why do you blame her for you to acting a certain way? I mean I can understand wanting to fuck anything with a hole between it's legs but you can't blame her for having her own feelings. I know it's upsetting when someone doesn't love you, but they have every right to feel that way. In the end it's you who's been letting this effect you so long. It has nothing to do with being a "nice guy". To be honest you're not a "nice guy" you're a regular guy who had feelings for a women and dealt with it in his own way. That doesn't make you an anything really. Also to be 100% honest, just because she sees you as a brother doesn't mean if you weren't this "nice guy" she'd see you as something else. She's just not interested in you and it's not because you were a "nice guy". It's because she isn't interested.

GAMEchief wrote:

Allow me to take your opinion into consideration on behalf of all women for a moment...
... I have concluded that there is literally no reason for anyone to give a shit what you think, because you aren't even remotely an expert on women, relationships, or sex.

Second opinion? Y/N

Y.

Dude's about as emotionally mature as my chihuahua, Rosie.

GAMEchief wrote:

Protip: You weren't a nice guy in high school.
Source: Your first paragraph.

CL0V3R wrote:

@Coffin: Not to be a dick but why do you blame her for you to acting a certain way? I mean I can understand wanting to fuck anything with a hole between it's legs but you can't blame her for having her own feelings. I know it's upsetting when someone doesn't love you, but they have every right to feel that way. In the end it's you who's been letting this effect you so long. It has nothing to do with being a "nice guy". To be honest you're not a "nice guy" you're a regular guy who had feelings for a women and dealt with it in his own way. That doesn't make you an anything really. Also to be 100% honest, just because she sees you as a brother doesn't mean if you weren't this "nice guy" she'd see you as something else. She's just not interested in you and it's not because you were a "nice guy". It's because she isn't interested.

No, you both are assuming I didn't become a jackass in response to rejection and the cruelty of the world, which I did.
In high school I was a perfect gentleman, aspired to be a priest, was naive beyond description due to being overly sheltered ,a good catholic, and thought 3rd base was holding hands. Which I never thought I'd get there wanting to be a priest. Two crushes later, being regularly beaten up by a dude named Marty, and the introduction of metal & the internet to my life created this.

@Clover: Oh, no, you don't have the full now 9 year story that is this "friendship". If we were to go through it at length you would not hold that opinion of the events that have led to now.

Kain wrote:

Y.

Dude's about as emotionally mature as my chihuahua, Rosie.

Posts like these make me wish there was some sort of thank feature.

Kain wrote:

Y.

Dude's about as emotionally mature as my chihuahua, Rosie.

We were looking for Vince Neil. Thank for playing.

Why'd you name a chihuahua Rosie?

Drakonid wrote:

Posts like these make me wish there was some sort of thank feature.

There is rep button.

Also aware I'm fucked up. But it makes fore good music and provides me with drive to do things s, whatever.

Drakonid wrote:

Posts like these make me wish there was some sort of thank feature.

You can just use the "Post Rep." button.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

We were looking for Vince Neil. Thank for playing.

Why'd you name a chihuahua Rosie?

Cause her mom's name was Lily, and I'm a clever motherfucker.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

No, you both are assuming I didn't become a jackass in response to rejection and the cruelty of the world, which I did.
In high school I was a perfect gentleman, aspired to be a priest, was naive beyond description due to being overly sheltered ,a good catholic, and thought 3rd base was holding hands. Which I never thought I'd get there wanting to be a priest. Two crushes later, being regularly beaten up by a dude named Marty, and the introduction of metal & the internet to my life created this.

@Clover: Oh, no, you don't have the full now 9 year story that is this "friendship". If we were to go through it at length you would not hold that opinion of the events that have led to now.

Aw I don't mean this to be condescending in any way but if you were in my high school your innocents probably would have been corrupted by my group of people. Because that's adorable. Just sayin'. (And again I toootally don't mean that condescending at all I mean as in genuinely it's cute because I haven't ran into many people that naive.) I think we have a difference of opinion on what makes a "nice guy" verses a guy who is nice. I always see a "nice guy" or a nice guy complex as usually entitled males who are nice for the sake of having a girl like them. If you were just naturally a chill guy, you were a nice person but not a "nice guy". Also if she genuinely said she didn't want to be with you because you were nice, or kept you on that bullshit sort friend leash where they give you hope but never follow through... Then that has nothing to do with you being nice and everything to do with her either making excuses or being immature. I feel bad if it's the case of the "You're my brother but I'm going to hint we could be more but you're just oh so nice, so lol bro status!" That has nothing to do with being a nice guy, it has to do with a girl who doesn't know what she wants or wants to play games. That or the possibility she's attention seeking and enjoys her interactions with you. This is all just speculation since I have no idea what happen. But only the following things are possible.:
She really was never interested in you because you're you and not because you're just nice.
If you default personality was really nice but she didn't like you because of it, it means she didn't like you.
If she said you're too nice and that's why she doesn't want to be with you, and that's all. Like in example "You're so nice and just like my brother, if you weren't so nice I could be with you." Then that goes back to the first statement. She didn't like you, she wanted to shape you into another person. I want to get through to you, it's because she wanted you to be something or someone else than you were.
The other one possible option is she really wasn't interested or was interested at one point of time and now isn't. So now she no longer sees you in that way.
The last one which is possible is she doesn't know what she wants. She wanted/wants to be with you to a certain degree but is indecisive. That or she enjoys the attention of stringing someone along.
Either way even if it was nine years of complete bs it might be time to start working on getting over her. The hardest part being the motivation to do so. : (

C0FFINCASE wrote:

No, you both are assuming I didn't become a jackass in response to rejection and the cruelty of the world, which I did.
In high school I was a perfect gentleman, aspired to be a priest, was naive beyond description due to being overly sheltered ,a good catholic, and thought 3rd base was holding hands. Which I never thought I'd get there wanting to be a priest. Two crushes later, being regularly beaten up by a dude named Marty, and the introduction of metal & the internet to my life created this.

It was definitely because you were too nice and not just a loser.

Drakonid wrote:

Posts like these make me wish there was some sort of thank feature.

... There is a rep feature.

I might make a Thank plugin for rep instead which would just make all rep into thanks and display it publicly.

As a rule of thumb I always describe myself as the man in the middle.

Not the nice guy, but not the bad guy either.

Bitches like bad boys anyway.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

There is rep button.

Stapled wrote:

You can just use the "Post Rep." button.

I know there's a rep button, what I meant was a feature that allowed me to publicly show my agreement with the comment without having to post.

ITT: QQing about blaming others for how you let the world influnece you. Nasty legs. And nice guy arguments


The only thing worse than a nice guy is an argument over nice guys