I made a snack
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That's just gross. You must have been really bored. Bored and adventurous.
I was actually pretty good.
Honestly I probably would have vomited. You must be a pretty tough guy to be able to stomach that.
The Unintelligible wrote:Honestly I probably would have vomited. You must be a pretty tough guy to be able to stomach that.
^ This all the way. Those just don't go together stapled!
I once used strawberry lemonade instead of milk with my chocolate Cheerios. That was a bad idea.
Take away the cheese and I'm game.
I made a kickass mocha mousse with a bacon flavored whipped cream and topped it with bacon. Served it at school. Everyone raved about it. Made some other pretty weird things before. Like a non-sweet chocolate crepe stuffed with chicken, peppers, and a savory whipped cream.
I made a kickass mocha mousse with a bacon flavored whipped cream and topped it with bacon. Served it at school. Everyone raved about it. Made some other pretty weird things before. Like a non-sweet chocolate crepe stuffed with chicken, peppers, and a savory whipped cream.
I made a french toast grilled cheese once. If your going to make it don't expect it to taste good.
That looks like what I have for breakfast a lot.
1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that
It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.
1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that
It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.
Flareboy323 wrote:That looks like what I have for breakfast a lot.
1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that
It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.
I wish I had some bacon
.Flareboy323 wrote:That looks like what I have for breakfast a lot.
1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that
It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.

The Unintelligible wrote:
Ahaha why?
@Stapled: they sell super cheap and still really yummy microwaveable bacon and most grocery stores o:
Flareboy323 wrote:Ahaha why?
@Stapled: they sell super cheap and still really yummy microwaveable bacon and most grocery stores o:
All foods are microwaveable.
How is this gross? It looks like poor man's cordon bleu. Delic.
La Vie Cruelle wrote:All foods are microwaveable.
Ketchup isn't. It burns immediately. Or any food with metal in it. Like Krusty-Os.
That shit looks good :0
La Vie Cruelle wrote:Never had ketchup burn on me. Why the hell would you leave it in the microwave for over half a minute.
Some one doesn't know how to nuke things properly~
Half a minute? It blackens after like 10 seconds. Stop using pussy 10 watt microwaves, obviously.
GAMEchief wrote:Half a minute? It blackens after like 10 seconds. Stop using pussy 10 watt microwaves, obviously.
>Industrial kitchen grade microwave.
I don't think you know how to properly use ALL settings on a microwave.
Herpderp: let me throw this condiment in the microwave on the highest setting possible! Cause there's no such thing as a low heat setting or proper cooking temperatures! Aww, it burns every time! THEN IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE TO COOK IN A MICROWAVE!
@Stapled- That could be his case too ¬o¬
Normal people only use highest and defrost.
I only know of local wines.
No price limit?
La Vie Cruelle wrote:>Industrial kitchen grade microwave.
I don't think you know how to properly use ALL settings on a microwave.
Herpderp: let me throw this condiment in the microwave on the highest setting possible! Cause there's no such thing as a low heat setting or proper cooking temperatures! Aww, it burns every time! THEN IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE TO COOK IN A MICROWAVE!
@Stapled- That could be his case too ¬o¬
Why would I cook anything on the pussy setting? That setting's only for pussies.
La Vie Cruelle wrote:This is true. Speaking of you, send me good wine recommendations. You drink it more than I do. My 21st birthday is next month, and I'm headed to New Orleans for a fancy smhancy dinner at a place with a very large wine selection.
Everyone likes different wines. I doubt you and he share a pallet.
Red or white?
Welp, in my opinion the best local wine is Malbec. You might want to go with one by Trapiche or Callia.
pull that picture off , Mc Donnalds would coppy you , you need to get that sandwitch copywrighted lol
Try to copy right food all you want. All they have to do is turn that ham into bacon and it's their's.Anima Libera wrote:pull that picture off , Mc Donnalds would coppy you , you need to get that sandwitch copywrighted lol
I never really knew what this thing is...
I assumed it was Drak's awesome paint skillzThe Unintelligible wrote:
I never really knew what this thing is...
lol what is it though. Some sort of fish?
