If I have a normal dream, it's weird to me.

Almost all of my dreams, you'd swear I took a hit of acid or something before I went to bed. They're always so wacked out and WTF worthy that you'd wonder how they got in my head the first place.

Damn. I was hoping my dream journal was on this computer, but it's not. I was going to dive into some that were the most WTF worthy, but I can go for 2nd best:

So in this one dream, I'm walking around the bottom floor of this incredibly large building. It's made like a maze, with random furniture and whatnot. It actually made me think of Habbo Hotel...where they'd turn the rooms into maze games. After searching for a way out, I found a fireplace that held a secret passage. I decided to take it, and by doing so, I made it to an area that led out of the building.

As I made it out, I took out my cell phone to call someone. By mistake, I hit a button that connected me with the people of Go Daddy (or something like that. We'll call it that for now). You know those little On Star things in cars that you can press and they connect you? It was that kind of button...on my cell phone.

A woman on the other end responded thusly:

"Thank you for calling Go Daddy, how can I help you?"

I apologized and told her that I didn't mean to press the button, and that I was trying to call a friend. She responded thusly:

"I see..." In a grave tone. "Please hold while I connect you to our CEO"

I tried to stop her, but she transferred me to a new line. I attempted to hang up, but I couldn't for some reason. I waited for what seemed like an hour for this guy to pick up his phone.

Out of nowhere, this guy that resembled a mixture of Don Knotts and William Shatner walks up in a crisp suit. "Hello, how can I help you?" he asked, as I just looked at him in confusion. He told me that he was the CEO of Go Daddy, and I was just looking at him with a WTF face, since apparently, he learned to teleport...since it was still fast for him to get there, even though it was only an hour.

So I explained to him what was going on, and he did one of those "tsk tsk" things, shook his head, and said "That's not good, not good at all."

Then what happens? He takes out a knife. A KNIFE. He starts getting closer, and I just get the most horrified look on my face and run for my life.

While I'm running, I see these two Japanese girls standing there at the bottom of a hill. Don't ask why they were two girls, or Japanese girls...I have no idea. I run up to them and they follow, seeing the CEO guy just walking...not running, but walking (You know how villains will just take their time, cocky that they'll get you anyways) towards us with the knife.

About a second later, I make it up the incredibly steep and large hill, and I'm alone. Either I learned teleport as well, or like a bad movie, it just cut a chunk of plot out. So I'm looking at the INCREDIBLY familiar area of my apartment, Kingston Hall (the Math building), and whatnot, as I'm starting to run towards my apartment.

Both the girls, and the CEO weren't in sight. I made it to my apartment...and ran to my neighbor's door (because apparently my own door wasn't good enough). I knocked, and they answered. But instead of my actual neighbor, it was some random person that I've never seen before that answered the door...that ended up being my neighbor in this dream.

I explained what was going on as they ran to get their phone. They got it, as I ended up dialing 911 (Since my phone refuses to hang up). While I was doing that, I heard something from another neighbor's door, and ran there to check it out. I was greeted with a bloody door, and a ransacked apartment.

I told the police what was going on, and they told me they were going to send someone out right away. So I hung up and ran back to give the phone back to the neighbor...but they were dead too.

So I ran away from the apartment. While I was running, I spotted the two Japanese girls standing there looking at me worryingly. I started to run to them, but before I got there, a police truck came out of nowhere, and ran them over (and the gore was just like you'd see in a movie). First off, I was thinking "Damn, they got here fast." along with "They could have stopped before they hit the girls <_<"

But when the guy got out of the car, it was the CEO...in a Sheriff outfit. From the police car, I could hear the people at the station calling in choppers and whatnot to the area. But...and I don't know HOW he did it, but the CEO got the walkee talkee out and told them to hold off on everything, because I was a liar (wtf?)...and they listened to him.

So he started walking towards me, with a bottle of alcohol in his hand. I started backing up, as I suddenly got the idea (which I swear, I'm more assertive in my dreams) to grab the bottle and smash it over his head.

So I did, and he fell to the ground. But he was still conscious. He stood back up...and advanced again...and I woke up.

Now I dare you to try to interpret that traffic jam.