How do you know you're a nerd?

[MicrowavedBagelSex]

Lets discuss this
My opinion:
You define yourself as a master of hot pocket making kung fu.
You enjoy playing video games far more than working on your car.
You love RPG games where the characters talk in english accents.
You have a strange obcession with incestual hentai.
You masturbate frequently to the upcoming video games release page. (thats for you ethan, don't lie )

[Chris]

How to know you are annoying.

1. You are annoying.


Woot, you qualify.


And everything but the last two are dead on.

[Sydd]

:/

Uhm, for me:

*You play video games instead of doing your nails.
* You know HTML, other people in school stare at you oddly for it.
* You know computers better than your mom.
* When I put on glasses and Im called a nerd.

[C0FFINCASE]

You have an account on here.
You admit to being a nerd.
You are good at something beyond belief and think that gives you a right to be stuckup.

[Shadow]

*You post on this topic.

[Eli]

- I get A's (One of the two people in my school who does).
- I wear Glasses...
- I Love Video Games and Computers (being able to mod Xboxes and Change stuff on the computer by coding).
- I come to forums like this in my spare time.
- I will soon invest $600 on a new desktop computer. Then Hopefully invest 1000's of dollars on an alien ware one.

I so hear that ;]

1. You register for an account on Logical Gamers
2. People can't help but think you're cool
3. People make jokes about your computer skills.

That's my opinion, and number 2 is 100% true to people who know me IRL.

[Jesus! Muffin]

-You ignore calls from your friends to post a reply on Logicalgamers. (Shes so fucking annoying.)
-You can type faster than EVERYBODY in the school and even the typing teacher.
-You'd rather beat Call of Duty on Veteran rather than spend time with your family.
-You spend more than half your day on the computer
-You have never played a sport in your life
-You are either extemely skinny and pale or fat obese and never shave.
(That wears crappy rock-n-roll band T's, or video game shirts)

(Almost none of this pertains to me. Lmfao)

[Eli]

-You ignore calls from your friends to post a reply on Logicalgamers. (Shes so fucking annoying.)
-You can type faster than EVERYBODY in the school and even the typing teacher.
-You'd rather beat Call of Duty on Veteran rather than spend time with your family.
-You spend more than half your day on the computer
-You have never played a sport in your life
-You are either extemely skinny and pale or fat obese and never shave.
(That wears crappy rock-n-roll band T's, or video game shirts)

(Almost none of this pertains to me. Lmfao)

I'm almost done lolling XD
Ok, ok I'm done.
I got a kick out of that, however that isn't true of most nerds.
I'm tall and muscular, and I shave >.>

How about.....
-You confuse your friends with tek talk
-Your teachers yell at you to put your hand down
-You find wrestling men in spandex cool (wrestling team)

How bout that?

[SoDangSmart]

Just because you would rather play videogames than work on your car does not make you a nerd.
Mu uncle is a man whore. He has a new girl each week and he still loves videogames more than his motorcycles.
(yes my uncle is fucked up.;P)

[Chris]

Just because you would rather play videogames than work on your car does not make you a nerd.
Mu uncle is a man whore. He has a new girl each week and he still loves videogames more than his motorcycles.
(yes my uncle is fucked up.;P)

See you are stupid, you completely disregarded yourself by doing the exact opposite of what you are attempting people not to do.

Aka, You said people are not nerds for liking games more than cars. But yet your uncle is "Messed up," because he likes games more than cars?

[Oharo - kun]

-Wears big glasses...
-Wears braces..
-Weird hairdo.
-F**king face...
-Afraid of school bullies -.-
-Probably doesn't have much friends..


That's a nerd for me..

[C0FFINCASE]

when you catch yourself thinking you wish you could say a smiley
- Female Nerd

when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own zip code
- Female Nerd

when your homepage layout has won prizes but you can't read your own handwriting
- Female Nerd

when DOS was your favourite toy as a child
- Female Nerd

when your family e-mails you because that's the only way to get in touch with you
- Female Nerd

when your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"
- Female Nerd

when you hear the little "ding" of the system chimes during your dreams
- Hugues

when you tell someone your name and end it with "dot com"
- Ron

when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind
- Stephen

when you wake up at night for some reason and think : "Great! I've got more time to get connected!"
- Hugues

when your friends at school ask you "what did you do on your weekend?" and you have to reply played on the computer, or try and make up a lie that you had a wonderful time out with your friends...
- Alicia

when you are asked "do you have a boyfriend?" and you have to answer: "Well, yes, I have a couple..one lives in Calgary, the other, Minnesota, the other New Zealand.."
- Alicia

when all you can muster up for a good conversation with your friends is "So what do you think about that ....page?" or "Have you seen my hpage recently?"
- Alicia

when the only sexual experiences you've made ended with a .com or a .org.
- Jack07

when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.
- Jack07

when you hear a joke and start show your amusement by saying *rotflol*
- Jack07

when asked to give your address, you don't think twice before rattling off your e-mail address instead of your postal address.
- Tine

when you suddenly need a calculator, and too lazy to go get your own, start looking for a JAVA calculator on the net. [And find it ! - Personal experience]
- CeeJay

when you flunk english at school by writing your exam paper in HTML.
- Truls

when you make a mistake putting on your makeup and immediately want to do a Ctrl-Z. (Undo)
- Pam

when your family offers to put a sleeping bag next to your computer. [It happened on one of my last three in a row all nighters *(Chatting & doing my page)*]
- The NightScribe

when all of your friends have @ in their names.
- Jonathan Crowe

when the TV stopped working a month ago and you didn't notice.
- Jonathan Crowe

when your dog has his own homepage.
- Jonathan Crowe

when you have a network in your spare bedroom.
- Jonathan Crowe

when you don't understand why the local 7-11 does not accept Cybercash.
- Thomas Bruhn-Pedersen

when all of your closest friends live out of state...or country, and you still talk to them every day.
- Katja

when you start a RL conv. and want to abbv. yr words.
- Katja

when you didn't know what your boy/girlfriend looked like until he/she sent you a pic.
- Katja

when you introduce yourself in RL using your online handle.
- Katja

when you consider changing your surname to Webber or Webster.
- Kenneth

when you get a tatoo on your shoulder reading <HTML> or a big @ sign.
- Kenneth

when you after 1 month find out your girlfriend is actually a big hairy guy with a tattoe on his chest
- Celic

when you can find the tilde (~) key without looking down.
- BlackSlax

when you miss out on your mothers birthday because "calendar 97" didn't run
- Birger

when you have a pyramid of coke cans in you computer room
- Jeff Fouchard

when you respond to "get a life!" with "what's the URL?"
- Birger

when you have a hotkey (crtl+alt+something) for every single networking program on your computer.
- Jeff Daddy

when you're daily to-do list looks like this:

#include <sleep.h>

int main()
{
get_up();
morning_pee();
for(int i=1; i==10)
{
snooze_bar();
}
you_get_the_idea();
return 0;
}

- Cam

when you leave a hotel early in the morning, and you walk up to the receptionist and say: "good morning, I would like to logout".
- Tine

when you give somebody your phonenumber in hexadecimal
- Peter

when you find yourself preferring the PC-version of 3M´s Post-It! notes.
- Malte Thorup

when you look at new computers like they were fast cars...
(Oh man look at that: A pentum II 300MHZ with 128MB of ram... man that baby humms...)
- Jeff Fouchard

when you read microsurfs and want to be just like them
- Jeff Fouchard

when your wife emails you to say its suppertime and she is sitting in the same room (the spare bedroom with network (personal experience))
- Crazy Wolf

when you in your worst nightmare wake up all sweaty, and scream: "I WAS KICKED OFF!!!" (belive it or not; It happened to me)
- Shumway

when you type up conversations with yourself and play them back with a text-to-speech system so you won't feel lonley. Not that *I've* ever done that...
- Kelly Thomas Wood

10char.....

[Fred]

Answer This:

8 x 923 x 77 x 92387 x 81722 x 999/98231 x 882+12-82 x 91 = ?

Without Using A Calculator. Thats A Nerd For Me.

[ZenGenesis]

-The hair...
-Scared of bullies.
-Loves school.
-Reads more than alot.
Ye thats what I would consider a nerd...
Oh, and Fred. The answer to your question is...
*Drum Roll* 35885665553703760.361861326872372

[iLuwMuffinz<3]

for me -
1st U speekz strangoz liek a fukinzo naabz xD
2nd u play too much video games
3rd u never stop saying u CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND USE UR COMP
4th u wear strange glasses and u are good in school -.-

[Taz]

-Doesn't go outside much
-Goes on the computer alot
-Plays alot of video games
-Is a nerd.

[Scrubs]

don't have friends

[sighkick]

When you spend all your freetime on LG