when you catch yourself thinking you wish you could say a smiley
- Female Nerd

when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own zip code
- Female Nerd

when your homepage layout has won prizes but you can't read your own handwriting
- Female Nerd

when DOS was your favourite toy as a child
- Female Nerd

when your family e-mails you because that's the only way to get in touch with you
- Female Nerd

when your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"
- Female Nerd

when you hear the little "ding" of the system chimes during your dreams
- Hugues

when you tell someone your name and end it with "dot com"
- Ron

when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind
- Stephen

when you wake up at night for some reason and think : "Great! I've got more time to get connected!"
- Hugues

when your friends at school ask you "what did you do on your weekend?" and you have to reply played on the computer, or try and make up a lie that you had a wonderful time out with your friends...
- Alicia

when you are asked "do you have a boyfriend?" and you have to answer: "Well, yes, I have a couple..one lives in Calgary, the other, Minnesota, the other New Zealand.."
- Alicia

when all you can muster up for a good conversation with your friends is "So what do you think about that ....page?" or "Have you seen my hpage recently?"
- Alicia

when the only sexual experiences you've made ended with a .com or a .org.
- Jack07

when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.
- Jack07

when you hear a joke and start show your amusement by saying *rotflol*
- Jack07

when asked to give your address, you don't think twice before rattling off your e-mail address instead of your postal address.
- Tine

when you suddenly need a calculator, and too lazy to go get your own, start looking for a JAVA calculator on the net. [And find it ! - Personal experience]
- CeeJay

when you flunk english at school by writing your exam paper in HTML.
- Truls

when you make a mistake putting on your makeup and immediately want to do a Ctrl-Z. (Undo)
- Pam

when your family offers to put a sleeping bag next to your computer. [It happened on one of my last three in a row all nighters *(Chatting & doing my page)*]
- The NightScribe

when all of your friends have @ in their names.
- Jonathan Crowe

when the TV stopped working a month ago and you didn't notice.
- Jonathan Crowe

when your dog has his own homepage.
- Jonathan Crowe

when you have a network in your spare bedroom.
- Jonathan Crowe

when you don't understand why the local 7-11 does not accept Cybercash.
- Thomas Bruhn-Pedersen

when all of your closest friends live out of state...or country, and you still talk to them every day.
- Katja

when you start a RL conv. and want to abbv. yr words.
- Katja

when you didn't know what your boy/girlfriend looked like until he/she sent you a pic.
- Katja

when you introduce yourself in RL using your online handle.
- Katja

when you consider changing your surname to Webber or Webster.
- Kenneth

when you get a tatoo on your shoulder reading <HTML> or a big @ sign.
- Kenneth

when you after 1 month find out your girlfriend is actually a big hairy guy with a tattoe on his chest
- Celic

when you can find the tilde (~) key without looking down.
- BlackSlax

when you miss out on your mothers birthday because "calendar 97" didn't run
- Birger

when you have a pyramid of coke cans in you computer room
- Jeff Fouchard

when you respond to "get a life!" with "what's the URL?"
- Birger

when you have a hotkey (crtl+alt+something) for every single networking program on your computer.
- Jeff Daddy

when you're daily to-do list looks like this:

#include <sleep.h>

int main()
{
get_up();
morning_pee();
for(int i=1; i==10)
{
snooze_bar();
}
you_get_the_idea();
return 0;
}

- Cam

when you leave a hotel early in the morning, and you walk up to the receptionist and say: "good morning, I would like to logout".
- Tine

when you give somebody your phonenumber in hexadecimal
- Peter

when you find yourself preferring the PC-version of 3Mīs Post-It! notes.
- Malte Thorup

when you look at new computers like they were fast cars...
(Oh man look at that: A pentum II 300MHZ with 128MB of ram... man that baby humms...)
- Jeff Fouchard

when you read microsurfs and want to be just like them
- Jeff Fouchard

when your wife emails you to say its suppertime and she is sitting in the same room (the spare bedroom with network (personal experience))
- Crazy Wolf

when you in your worst nightmare wake up all sweaty, and scream: "I WAS KICKED OFF!!!" (belive it or not; It happened to me)
- Shumway

when you type up conversations with yourself and play them back with a text-to-speech system so you won't feel lonley. Not that *I've* ever done that...
- Kelly Thomas Wood
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