Quote Originally Posted by GAMEchief View Post
Spam her texts. Talk about how great the sex is that you're currently having, or how awesome the Ramen you're eating it. Or how your new g/f is so much better than her in every way. Or how your ex was just a hot piece of ass for you to gawk at. Or how hard it is to get your poop to come out 'cause you're so constipated.
Will do.