Quote Originally Posted by Kain View Post
Tried, she's a fucking crazy bitch. I give it a week before i get my brother to get me a new cell phone.
Spam her texts. Talk about how great the sex is that you're currently having, or how awesome the Ramen you're eating it. Or how your new g/f is so much better than her in every way. Or how your ex was just a hot piece of ass for you to gawk at. Or how hard it is to get your poop to come out 'cause you're so constipated.