Couldn't get jar open

[GAMEchief]

Used hammer

[The Unintelligible]

Hands are a thing of the past, for we have technology.

[La Vie Cruelle]

Genius, but I see it making the biggest mess ever.

[Kingz V]

chmod +x salsa.jar

[The Unintelligible]

chmod +x salsa.jar

+10lgg

[Stapled]

I'd be afraid of the jar shattering.

[GAMEchief]

chmod +x salsa.jar

This makes me want to make a .jar reader and call it Hammer.

[GAMEchief]

Genius, but I see it making the biggest mess ever.

It didn't. Just washed the hammer off.

I'd be afraid of the jar shattering.

I don't afraid of anything. Also that is a silly thing to fear.

[C0FFINCASE]

I feel there might have been some other steps to take before "bash with hammer". Though they would not have been as satisfying unless you went with " slice off top half of the jar with katana/light saber".

[Kingz V]

I remember last year my roomates girl would bash the side of top on the counter all around, and it somehow made it easier.

I like the manly approach more. ^.^

Thanks for the LGG, I coiuldn't help but make the joke when my brain came up with salsa.jar

[GAMEchief]

Last time I tried opening a container (bottle) with my counter, it just chipped the counter.

[La Vie Cruelle]

I normally just opt for running it under hot water while hoping for the metal top to expand. Hasn't failed me yet.

[GAMEchief]

Yeah, well, you may be good for brains, but I'm only good for hitting shit with other shit.

[CL0V3R]

Just don't get metal in your mouth.
Next time just popping that bastard open with a butter knife might be easier aha.

[Tatara]

Opened like a real man. Here have 5 man points.

[Maverick]

I would use my knife before a hammer.

[GAMEchief]

Opened like a real man. Here have 5 man points.

I'm going to need a bigger man point wallet.

[Souleater]

I'm going to need a bigger man point wallet.

Just get the Goron Pouch. You'll be fine.

[GAMEchief]

While I get that reference, I don't remember how the Goron pouch is acquired in order to make a witty retort.

[The Unintelligible]

This alternative I used for sugar in my tea is disgusting.