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What do anal sex and spinach have in common?
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Spoiler:If your forced to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.
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- 09 Jun. 2013 11:50am #1Reply-Inducing
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[NSFW] Fucked up jokes Last edited by Maverick; 09 Jun. 2013 at 12:10pm. Reason: Added warning
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- 09 Jun. 2013 02:16pm #2Banned Epic
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What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream at night?
Sudden infant death syndrome.
- 09 Jun. 2013 02:17pm #3Banned Epic
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!
- 09 Jun. 2013 02:20pm #4Banned Epic
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Why are camels called "ships of the desert"?
They're full of Arab semen.
- 09 Jun. 2013 02:22pm #5Banned Epic
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Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
- 09 Jun. 2013 02:23pm #6Banned Epic
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How do you make Mexican chile?
Stick a popsicle up his ass.
- 10 Jun. 2013 03:50am #7Donator Worst DJ
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Well that escalated quickly.
Someone definitely jumped on that opportunity.
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used to be known as the once fabled "Ethan," Slayer of Theocules, Bringer of Rain!
- 10 Jun. 2013 12:21pm #8
Whats the difference between my grandmother and a dead baby girl?
Spoiler:The baby cant say no when I fuck her.
Whats worse than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree?
Spoiler:One dead baby nailed to 5 trees.
- 11 Jun. 2013 12:10am #9
******
I'm lightning on my feet
- 12 Jun. 2013 04:45am #10
I did nazi that coming
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Jew Jokes? That the best you got? You gotta be aschwitzen me.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."
"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision."
One day a girl went to church to make a confession
GIRL: Forgive me father for I have sined
PRIEST: What have you done my child
GIRL: I called a man a son of a bitch
PRIEST: Why did you call him a son of a bitch
GIRL: Caused he touched my hand
PRIEST: Like this, (as he touches her hand)
GIRL:Yes father.
PRIEST: That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
GIRL: Then he touched my breast.
PRIEST: Like this, (as he touched her breast)
GIRL: Yes father
PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
GIRL: Then he took off my clothes father
PRIEST: Like this, (as he takes off her clothes)
GIRL: Yes father
PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
GIRL: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where
PRIEST: Like this, (as he stuck his you know what into her you know here)
GIRL: YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER
PRIEST: (after a few minutes) that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
GIRL: But father he had AIDS
PRIEST: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!Signature removed by Artificial. Too awesome for my eyes to see every time I log on.
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- 13 Jun. 2013 05:59pm #13
Man, Asians eat alot of pussy.
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