Help me propose!

[SilkyNick]

I need to figure out a great way to propose to my girlfriend. The geekier the better!

I was thinking of writing a very simple c++ "game" and have if at the end of the game print out the proposal and then have the ring ready for when it comes up.

[minora_kitty]

that's really lame.

put on a white tuxedo, hire some synchronized swimmers, take her to the pool, sing her a rihanna song and then propose.

[SilkyNick]

I live in the middle of nowhere Texas where will I find a pool much less swimmers

[ya bish]

I like the idea, very unique.

[323]

Shove the ring down the hole in your dick, then put your dick in her mouth and tell her to suck your dick, and when she does the ring will pop out.

Obv best proposal ever.

[SilkyNick]

That sounds incredibly painful.....

[C0FFINCASE]

How old are you?
POKÉMAG | Art and Culture of Pokemon: Romantic Pokemon proposal

[Use]

How old are you?
POKÉMAG | Art and Culture of Pokemon: Romantic Pokemon proposal

idek how many pokemon proposal/date ideas i've seen
oh man

[C0FFINCASE]

Time/effort requirement makes it meaningful, plus nerdy.

[Tree]

If you aren't some teenager who thinks this is the one, just do whatever you want, nobody else can tell you what to do. For other's sake don't do it in public. I don't wanna be eatting some McDonalds and have you interrupt me from eating my Kentucky Fried McNuggets.

[SilkyNick]

Public displays arent my thing so nrries on that one Tree.

[Taz]

Wrong place to ask this.

[Omlett]

Create a world on minecraft that features a roller coaster ride that takes 3 minutes and on each side of the cart are pictures of shit you guys have done together and at the end you will pull a lever and a huge elaborate red stone thing will trigger an even bigger explosion followed by a bunch of creepers breaking out of jail (this is were you assert your dominance). you kill all the creepers and press a button to fall into a trap door, when you hit the ground a pressure plate will reviel a super advanced mechanism where her favorite song triggers while you walk through the cave. When you get to the end of the cave you call up your friend and tell him to kidnap your girlfriend. Woah plot twist. Now you can assert your heroism by saving her in a real life situation. Than you get down on one knee and BAM, a bunch of ninjas take here and fly off into the distance. You know vow your whole life to find her in the ancient stereotypical ninja temple high in the Himalayan mountains. 5 years later, you have finally found out the location of the temple. You spend all the money you earned as the chief of police to finance the entire venture, but don't worry, Henry Lanaster will be there to help you. You helped him escape the scene of a crime years ago and he owes you a favor. He lives in Britain so thats where you will start your journey. You figure out hes the front man in an indie band and he constantly plays his songs everywhere he goes, hes more into himself the Kanye West.

Henry also rescued his girlfriend from an evil tribe in africa but thats another story. His wife died the day they got back from egypt, right after he proposed to her. "Im sorry about your wife Henry" Henry smirks. "Lets just hope we can get yours back" Lets skip 3 months and get right into the action. Ninjas are all around you as you make it into the castle. "Good thing we have guns", said Henry. SKABLAM. "Nice shot". "Thanks". Jinzo, the evil ninja king who kidnapped your soon to be is holding her with a knife to your neck. "DONT DO IT JINZO" "What are you doing Henry", said Jinzo. Henry was speechless. "Whats he talking about Henry? BAM. "AHHHHHHH Henry, you BASTARD" "You fool, who do you think told them were your wife was?" "I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL" "Haha, Jinzo you old dog, woah, you did a great job making her look like Jenny. You remember that name but from were? Were? FLASHBACK` "JENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Flashback over. "HOW DARE YOU CALL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT, JENNY DIED RIGHT WHEN YOU GOT BACK FROM AFRICA". "Now you will know what it feels like, to be alone" "Wheres my split?" said Jinzo. "Right here" BAM Henry pops one in Jinzos skull. "Say goodbye SilkyNick, life will always be The Game you never won.

[ya bish]

Create a world on minecraft that features a roller coaster ride that takes 3 minutes and on each side of the cart are pictures of shit you guys have done together and at the end you will pull a lever and a huge elaborate red stone thing will trigger an even bigger explosion followed by a bunch of creepers breaking out of jail (this is were you assert your dominance). you kill all the creepers and press a button to fall into a trap door, when you hit the ground a pressure plate will reviel a super advanced mechanism where her favorite song triggers while you walk through the cave. When you get to the end of the cave you call up your friend and tell him to kidnap your girlfriend. Woah plot twist. Now you can assert your heroism by saving her in a real life situation. Than you get down on one knee and BAM, a bunch of ninjas take here and fly off into the distance. You know vow your whole life to find her in the ancient stereotypical ninja temple high in the Himalayan mountains. 5 years later, you have finally found out the location of the temple. You spend all the money you earned as the chief of police to finance the entire venture, but don't worry, Henry Lanaster will be there to help you. You helped him escape the scene of a crime years ago and he owes you a favor. He lives in Britain so thats where you will start your journey. You figure out hes the front man in an indie band and he constantly plays his songs everywhere he goes, hes more into himself the Kanye West.

Henry also rescued his girlfriend from an evil tribe in africa but thats another story. His wife died the day they got back from egypt, right after he proposed to her. "Im sorry about your wife Henry" Henry smirks. "Lets just hope we can get yours back" Lets skip 3 months and get right into the action. Ninjas are all around you as you make it into the castle. "Good thing we have guns", said Henry. SKABLAM. "Nice shot". "Thanks". Jinzo, the evil ninja king who kidnapped your soon to be is holding her with a knife to your neck. "DONT DO IT JINZO" "What are you doing Henry", said Jinzo. Henry was speechless. "Whats he talking about Henry? BAM. "AHHHHHHH Henry, you BASTARD" "You fool, who do you think told them were your wife was?" "I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL" "Haha, Jinzo you old dog, woah, you did a great job making her look like Jenny. You remember that name but from were? Were? FLASHBACK` "JENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Flashback over. "HOW DARE YOU CALL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT, JENNY DIED RIGHT WHEN YOU GOT BACK FROM AFRICA". "Now you will know what it feels like, to be alone" "Wheres my split?" said Jinzo. "Right here" BAM Henry pops one in Jinzos skull. "Say goodbye SilkyNick, life will always be The Game you never won.

Well then.....

[Isonyx]

If you aren't some teenager who thinks this is the one, just do whatever you want, nobody else can tell you what to do. For other's sake don't do it in public. I don't wanna be eatting some McDonalds and have you interrupt me from eating my Kentucky Fried McNuggets.

If only McDonalds had Kentucky Fried McNuggets.

On Topic - I didn't finish reading Omlett's idea but the idea of creating a Minecraft world sounds pretty cool.
I hate Minecraft actually, but if she knows the amount of time people put into the worlds, she'd really appreciate it.

And if you really don't want to put in the effort you could always pay someone to create one for you and lie about it.
Lies are always a good way to kick off a marriage.

Good luck, and remember, have fun.

[SilkyNick]

Omelette wins most original idea...

[GAMEchief]

The ring box should be a TARDIS.

Instead of a game that proposes, make it a game that unlocks a map with clues, with each clue being something sentimental to you guys like "in the first vase we bought together" or "the date of our first kiss" and then in the vase you have a piece of paper with a password they enter into the program that has a new clue, and maybe put out cards on a table with numbers on one side and letters on the back, and she has to arrange the numbers to spell out the date of your anniversary (e.g. 1/1/90), and then on the back of the cards is the password (AAIZ or whatever).

And then at the end she finds the TARDIS.

And then you walk up next to her and stand in silence. And then she opens it and gasps. And you get on one knee and look directly into her eyes.

And you can use your imagination from there.

[Omlett]

Anyone who read my story lost the game btw.