Help me propose!

[Omlett]

Create a world on minecraft that features a roller coaster ride that takes 3 minutes and on each side of the cart are pictures of shit you guys have done together and at the end you will pull a lever and a huge elaborate red stone thing will trigger an even bigger explosion followed by a bunch of creepers breaking out of jail (this is were you assert your dominance). you kill all the creepers and press a button to fall into a trap door, when you hit the ground a pressure plate will reviel a super advanced mechanism where her favorite song triggers while you walk through the cave. When you get to the end of the cave you call up your friend and tell him to kidnap your girlfriend. Woah plot twist. Now you can assert your heroism by saving her in a real life situation. Than you get down on one knee and BAM, a bunch of ninjas take here and fly off into the distance. You know vow your whole life to find her in the ancient stereotypical ninja temple high in the Himalayan mountains. 5 years later, you have finally found out the location of the temple. You spend all the money you earned as the chief of police to finance the entire venture, but don't worry, Henry Lanaster will be there to help you. You helped him escape the scene of a crime years ago and he owes you a favor. He lives in Britain so thats where you will start your journey. You figure out hes the front man in an indie band and he constantly plays his songs everywhere he goes, hes more into himself the Kanye West.

Henry also rescued his girlfriend from an evil tribe in africa but thats another story. His wife died the day they got back from egypt, right after he proposed to her. "Im sorry about your wife Henry" Henry smirks. "Lets just hope we can get yours back" Lets skip 3 months and get right into the action. Ninjas are all around you as you make it into the castle. "Good thing we have guns", said Henry. SKABLAM. "Nice shot". "Thanks". Jinzo, the evil ninja king who kidnapped your soon to be is holding her with a knife to your neck. "DONT DO IT JINZO" "What are you doing Henry", said Jinzo. Henry was speechless. "Whats he talking about Henry? BAM. "AHHHHHHH Henry, you BASTARD" "You fool, who do you think told them were your wife was?" "I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL" "Haha, Jinzo you old dog, woah, you did a great job making her look like Jenny. You remember that name but from were? Were? FLASHBACK` "JENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Flashback over. "HOW DARE YOU CALL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT, JENNY DIED RIGHT WHEN YOU GOT BACK FROM AFRICA". "Now you will know what it feels like, to be alone" "Wheres my split?" said Jinzo. "Right here" BAM Henry pops one in Jinzos skull. "Say goodbye SilkyNick, life will always be The Game you never won.

[ya bish]

Create a world on minecraft that features a roller coaster ride that takes 3 minutes and on each side of the cart are pictures of shit you guys have done together and at the end you will pull a lever and a huge elaborate red stone thing will trigger an even bigger explosion followed by a bunch of creepers breaking out of jail (this is were you assert your dominance). you kill all the creepers and press a button to fall into a trap door, when you hit the ground a pressure plate will reviel a super advanced mechanism where her favorite song triggers while you walk through the cave. When you get to the end of the cave you call up your friend and tell him to kidnap your girlfriend. Woah plot twist. Now you can assert your heroism by saving her in a real life situation. Than you get down on one knee and BAM, a bunch of ninjas take here and fly off into the distance. You know vow your whole life to find her in the ancient stereotypical ninja temple high in the Himalayan mountains. 5 years later, you have finally found out the location of the temple. You spend all the money you earned as the chief of police to finance the entire venture, but don't worry, Henry Lanaster will be there to help you. You helped him escape the scene of a crime years ago and he owes you a favor. He lives in Britain so thats where you will start your journey. You figure out hes the front man in an indie band and he constantly plays his songs everywhere he goes, hes more into himself the Kanye West.

Henry also rescued his girlfriend from an evil tribe in africa but thats another story. His wife died the day they got back from egypt, right after he proposed to her. "Im sorry about your wife Henry" Henry smirks. "Lets just hope we can get yours back" Lets skip 3 months and get right into the action. Ninjas are all around you as you make it into the castle. "Good thing we have guns", said Henry. SKABLAM. "Nice shot". "Thanks". Jinzo, the evil ninja king who kidnapped your soon to be is holding her with a knife to your neck. "DONT DO IT JINZO" "What are you doing Henry", said Jinzo. Henry was speechless. "Whats he talking about Henry? BAM. "AHHHHHHH Henry, you BASTARD" "You fool, who do you think told them were your wife was?" "I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL" "Haha, Jinzo you old dog, woah, you did a great job making her look like Jenny. You remember that name but from were? Were? FLASHBACK` "JENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Flashback over. "HOW DARE YOU CALL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT, JENNY DIED RIGHT WHEN YOU GOT BACK FROM AFRICA". "Now you will know what it feels like, to be alone" "Wheres my split?" said Jinzo. "Right here" BAM Henry pops one in Jinzos skull. "Say goodbye SilkyNick, life will always be The Game you never won.

Well then.....