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C0ffin's inner monologue in response to question two: Are women obligated to shave their legs? Well no, I'll still fuck you if you don't shave your legs but I kind of wish you'd get on that. Your snatch too, well if you want me to eat you out any way. No, I don't care that it's not fair you have to my hair thing in your mouth and I refuse to touch you down there when you don't shave. You know what else? My fedora is fucking cool so deal with it.

I was a nice guy in high school, basically the love of my life sees me as her brother and now I have meaningless sex with anything that moves and use my psuedo-rocker persona to get laid while never developing a real relationship. Oh, and while I pretend to have moved one every bloody time I see her I realize I can't. Yay me!
Protip: You weren't a nice guy in high school.
Source: Your first paragraph.