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@Ethan: Desperate times on gaia lol
@Flare: More I must hear More!

Well, I have a racist one first:

Whats a barn full of dead black people called?

Outdated farming equipment.

And now back to the anti-jokes:

Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colour blind

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

Knock knock
Whos there?
To
To who?
To whom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.