The only "B" word you should ever call a girl is beautiful.
Bitches love being call beautiful.
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The only "B" word you should ever call a girl is beautiful.
Bitches love being call beautiful.
:EmoteTeeHee:
Sup beautiful ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenni
Jen, you are gorgeous, just sayin'.
Haha I've heard that joke before.
General joke thread, GO!
Why did johnny drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
@Jah and Ethan: No You :EmoteTeeHee:
@Flare: I didnt find that all to funny... Try again~
It's called an Anti Joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenni
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Whats worse than the Holocaust?
The gas bill.
Dead serious, how did you ever get involved with LG? I am amazed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenni
@Ethan: Desperate times on gaia lol
@Flare: More I must hear More!
What's funnier than Flare?
Everything.
Well, I have a racist one first:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenni
Whats a barn full of dead black people called?
Outdated farming equipment.
And now back to the anti-jokes:
Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colour blind
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.
Knock knock
Whos there?
To
To who?
To whom.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
haiku are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
At school, they used to refer to girls as, "Jawns"
@Flare: I laughed at a few of them, especially the last one.
@Stormie: You are comedic gold.
For once that we stayed on-topic
Listen, stop being such a Beautiful.
You son of a beautiful!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raivu
"He's Tall!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Flareboy323
go on
"He's Black!"
Does he look Beautiful?
"What?"
BLAM
"AHHHHHHHGH!"
DOES HE LOOK BEAUTIFUL?
"NO!"
Then why'd you try to fuck him like he's beautiful?