Kain, Thomas, people that know musical terms or play clarinet

[C0FFINCASE]

Can you play artificial/pinch harmonics on one? Can you simulate a tremolo arm dive(whammy dive bomb) on one? How would you notate a bend or release in standard notation without using bends?
Have to write a solo piece for clarinet. We start with one musical idea, right now we're writing 20 variations of the idea/riff. I composed it on guitar because that's what I'm familiar with but I need to finish transferring it to staff. I already dealt with transposition of the clarinet if you're wondering.

[Stapled]

I played it for a few months. I was never any good unfortunately.

[Kain]

No, no.
Tie the notes together, they'd have to slur and finger them really fast.

[C0FFINCASE]

No, no.
Tie the notes together, they'd have to slur and finger them really fast.

I can live without the dive bombs but the harmonics are needed for reaching notes man.
I figured as much with the ties.