Today

[Chad]

>Wake up at 7:10 feeling like shit

>Go to school, feeling like shit

>Hurts to think

>Starts feeling dizzy

>Feel like barfing on the nearest person available.

>Get checked out without knowing why

>Go to get a hair cut

>While getting a hair cut I see a vertical purple/yellow line only in my right eye even
when closed

>Mom picks me up because she was using my car, can't see out of my right eye.

>Called in, not going to football practice

>Fucking migraine headaches.

>Advice?

inb4MASFASFASFKJ FUCK YOU MIGRAINE HEADACHES.

[BooBearSH]

You are pregnant. If you don't believe me... You should consult your doctor if swelling worsens or an bonner lasts more than 5 hours

[Stapled]

I swear I posted in this thread.

[Skrillex]

I swear I posted in this thread.

I swear i did also..... O_o wtf.

[C0FFINCASE]

You're experiencing some sort of neural problem. You need medical attention. It could be just an ocular migraine but it sounds far more serious considering the head ache and other such things.