Sean Kingston Crashed into a bridge

When Sean Kingston crashed on his jet ski, did anyone yell "somebody call 911! shorty got me burning on the dance flo"? or was it more serious than that?

Snooki hits police car escort in Italy


Possible reasons why she crashed:
- Those fucking glasses
- Her height
- She likes to do it from the back.
- Probably drunk like the last time she got arrested.
- In jail she is able to check out all the "bad boyz"

Disclaimer: Im not funny.