Entertainment News (I wanna be funny)

Sean Kingston Crashed into a bridge

When Sean Kingston crashed on his jet ski, did anyone yell "somebody call 911! shorty got me burning on the dance flo"? or was it more serious than that?

Snooki hits police car escort in Italy
http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/SHO...ooki.italy.jpg

Possible reasons why she crashed:
- Those fucking glasses
- Her height
- She likes to do it from the back.
- Probably drunk like the last time she got arrested.
- In jail she is able to check out all the "bad boyz"

Disclaimer: Im not funny. :P

Can she see through those? Wtf is that?
Also do you go to jail for hitting your escort? If so do you think the mob will let use have her back, kill her, or rape her?

mane i gatta go with her glasses or #4.

My friend showed me that website this morning.