New Zodiac Sign...the fuck?

[Tatsuo]

Fuck that shit, I'm staying an Aries.

[December]

I am supposed to be Aries, but fuck outta here. I am 100% Taurus

[C0FFINCASE]

You're not really an Aries.
There are 13 zodiac signs and have been since they were mapped in the sky in ancient times.
Also due to procession the sign "move".
If you account for all of that you find out your signs way off and thus astrology is even more bogus that it appears to be.

[Tatsuo]

My old Zodiac sign describes me perfectly.

[CL0V3R]

It makes me some weird mix of leo - cancer?

[Drakonid]

Always been a Leo, not changing that.

[Omlett]

Gemini FTW

[C0FFINCASE]

No, you've never been any thing you think you are. The system hasn't been updated and we've just been ignoring the 13th sign for a few thousand years because 13 is "unlucky". The new sign isn't new, sorry kids.

[Drakonid]

Okay, let me rephrase that then.
Considering the recently revealed evidence, I can assert that I can still consider myself to be born under the Zodiac sign of Leo.

[Beyoncé]

Yeah, I'm staying a gemini

[C0FFINCASE]

Okay, let me rephrase that then.
Considering the recently revealed evidence, I can assert the I can still consider myself to be born under the Zodiac sign of Leo.

Its not recently revealed. Astronomers have know this for a very long time. Its been the case, the public is just being informed now is all. I didn't even realize there was a news report on it till I looked it up just now. Its funny that someone is coming out like is some startling fact. I took a class two years ago and had this information told to me by an astronomer and he told us all our real signs.

In short: no one is staying any thing, cause you never were what you think you are.

[Drakonid]

If public is just finding out now, then it is recently revealed.

[C0FFINCASE]

If public is just finding out now, then it is recently revealed.

People that knew jack about astronomy in the past knew, the general populous finding out doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.

[Drakonid]

Does it matter? You keep going over the same technicality when we all know what everyone here meant?

[C0FFINCASE]

Does it matter? You keep going over the same technicality when we all know what everyone here meant?

Truth, fact, and reality are not a technicality. Ignorance and choosing to accept what is real is unacceptable lunacy.

[Drakonid]

No, you're trying to make the point a different one, to society, this sign is new.

[Eli]

Apparently I am now supposed to be a fucking crab.
I call bull shit.

[Souleater]

I am this: not caring. its an astrological sign. It literally means this: Absolutely nothing. It doesn't decide who you are or the way you act. Its just a sign made up of star groupings called constellations that are viewed in the night sky. It means nothing.

[Martin]

This is complete blasphemy.

[Raivu]

It only applies if you were born after 2009.
Sagittarius forever

[Tatsuo]

First Pluto is no longer a planet, and now this? WHYYYY.

[Torian]

Oops lol, we sorta misread something...here's a revised version...^_^

Inb4 Christianity.

[Elliot]

There is no new sign. We follow the tropical zodiac in the Americas. Not the sidereal.

[CL0V3R]

It only applies if you were born after 2009.
Sagittarius forever

Actually that's just a bs rumor for butt hurt people. D:
It really applies now to everyone.
Since it's always been there we've just been ignoring it.

Either way proving one more reason astrology is bullshit.

[La Vie Cruelle]

There is no new sign. We follow the tropical zodiac in the Americas. Not the sidereal.

Ophiuchus was always around, no one just acknowledged it. He is the serpent holder. Also heard something about the Vatican not wanting to acknowledge it because it contains serpent and serpents are evil. I lol'd at that one >_>

[Drakonid]

The Vatican acknowledges the zodiac?

[C0FFINCASE]

The Vatican acknowledges the zodiac?

The Vatican releases a book about aliens dude. Get with the times.

[Eli]

I am this: not caring. its an astrological sign. It literally means this: Absolutely nothing. It doesn't decide who you are or the way you act. Its just a sign made up of star groupings called constellations that are viewed in the night sky. It means nothing.

Would rather be a Lion or a Fucking Crab.

[Jay]

Cancer .