So people stop begging for money like loosers and then QQ when people ask them to strip.

Step 1. Take a shower.
Step 2. Blow dry your hair, and brush it.
Step 3. Put on your nicest clothes/
Step 4. Drive somewhere, and bring a pen.
Step 5. Go in somewhere, ask for an application.
Step 6. FILL IT OUT THERE
Step 7. Turn it in SAME DAY
Step 8. As you turn it in, ask if there's someone to talk to right now
Step 9. If there is, you will be interviewed and either accepted or rejected or told to call back. If there isn't, you will be told to call back.
Step 10 (only if not accepted in step 9). call back in 2 days
Step 11. Continue to call back as specified until they either hire you, or tell you to stop calling back and reject you.

If none of that worked, go somewhere else and repeat.