It's time to get my salesman-ness on.

Lemme ask you, did your computer used to be over 9000 times faster?

This program can make it fast again.

Bitches, I'm talkin' 'bout Auslogics.

Auslogics is a company dedicated to creating software to help keep your computer clean and in shape.

I know what you're thinkin',
"I DUN WANNA DOWNLOAD 80 KAZILLION PROGRAMS TO FIX MAH COMPOOTER"

You don't have to.

These bitches bundled them all together into one super powerful program, that only takes about 5 MB of space as an installer.

What is this program?

Fucking Auslogics BoostSpeed.

Again, I know what you're thinking.

"LOLOLITSOUNDSLIKEMALWARE"

It's not.

What can it do?

I'll tell you what the fuck it can do.

  • Disk Cleanup
  • Disk Defrag
  • Registry Defrag
  • Internet Browser optimization
  • Duplicate File Removal
  • Performance Optimization
  • Start-up Program Maintenance
  • And so much fucking more

Where do you get it?

Here.

Auslogic BoostSpeed v.4.4.11.215 w/ serials (download torrent) - TPB

I have personally tested this, with amazing results.

Thank me later.