Shit computer going slow? Check here for help.

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12 Dec. 2010, 08:47pm
Kain

Shit computer going slow? Check here for help.
It's time to get my salesman-ness on.

Lemme ask you, did your computer used to be over 9000 times faster?

This program can make it fast again.

Bitches, I'm talkin' 'bout Auslogics.

Auslogics is a company dedicated to creating software to help keep your computer clean and in shape.

I know what you're thinkin',
"I DUN WANNA DOWNLOAD 80 KAZILLION PROGRAMS TO FIX MAH COMPOOTER"

You don't have to.

These bitches bundled them all together into one super powerful program, that only takes about 5 MB of space as an installer.

What is this program?

Fucking Auslogics BoostSpeed.

Again, I know what you're thinking.

"LOLOLITSOUNDSLIKEMALWARE"

It's not.

What can it do?

I'll tell you what the fuck it can do.
- Disk Cleanup
- Disk Defrag
- Registry Defrag
- Internet Browser optimization
- Duplicate File Removal
- Performance Optimization
- Start-up Program Maintenance
- And so much fucking more
Where do you get it?

Here.

Auslogic BoostSpeed v.4.4.11.215 w/ serials (download torrent) - TPB

I have personally tested this, with amazing results.

Thank me later.
12 Dec. 2010, 08:50pm
HTML

Gamebooster & advance system care > Auslogics K?
12 Dec. 2010, 08:51pm
Kain

Note the &.

This is all in one, so f you.

Getchur own thread yo.
12 Dec. 2010, 08:52pm
HTML

Does this have an option to stop unnecessary processes? If so, I'll download it ASAP.
12 Dec. 2010, 08:53pm
Kain

I think so.

Don't have it right now, my computer is brand new.

If it's malware/harmful processes, check out rkill.
12 Dec. 2010, 08:56pm
HTML

Woooooooooooow. it doesn't have that option, but it does wreck advanced system care. I like this thanks
12 Dec. 2010, 08:58pm
Kain

No problem.

How can we scam if we can't get our computers to run, ya know?
13 Dec. 2010, 01:56am
Taz

I was gonna try this one my shitty computer but it didn't work it poped some other screen up so i just quit.
If i try again ill post a screenie of what it said.
13 Dec. 2010, 02:21am
Kain

Please do, I might be able to help.
13 Dec. 2010, 03:55am
Chad

TuneUp Utilities 2010 Ftw.
13 Dec. 2010, 01:09pm
Kain

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad

TuneUp Utilities 2010 Ftw.

Fk dat shit. Check your processes after about 3 or 4 hours of normal use, it'll have about 6 "tune-upOneClickStarter" processes going.

It did for me, anyway.
15 Dec. 2010, 10:29pm
Taz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kain

Please do, I might be able to help.

http://i52.tinypic.com/f0vjt5.jpg
16 Dec. 2010, 01:00pm
Kain

Reinstall Frostwire?
18 Dec. 2010, 02:42am
Taz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kain

Reinstall Frostwire?

I deleted it why reinstall it?
18 Dec. 2010, 03:19pm
Kain

Then just ignore that.
Cause you uninstalled it wrong.