I...

[C0FFINCASE]

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

[Omlett]

in what may i ask?

[Chad]

in what may i ask?

Doin' yer mom.

[Souleater]

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

[Stapled]

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

[Souleater]

I want a college degree. T-T military shit means nothing. the only skill i have gotten from the military is to run around and yell at 18 year old kids and fuck them up. thats about it.

[shiboleet]

Congratulations

[Torian]

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

[Souleater]

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

Luckiest person in this thread.

[Torian]

You also pay $9 for a sandwich so...........

And $10 for a Zinger combo wif fries and purple drank

[C0FFINCASE]

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

Political Science.
This is degree one. I have six years of school to go and every two years from this point I will earn a degree.The last two of which will be a MBA and Phd in Law. At which point I'll work for about ten to twenty years and retire by the time I'm forty, unless Obama takes all my money.