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11 Dec. 2010, 03:08am
C0FFINCASE

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...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.
11 Dec. 2010, 03:09am
Omlett

in what may i ask?
11 Dec. 2010, 05:02am
Chad

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Originally Posted by Gangsta Omlett

in what may i ask?

Doin' yer mom.
11 Dec. 2010, 05:07am
Souleater

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Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.
11 Dec. 2010, 05:16am
Stapled

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Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

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Originally Posted by ~Souleater~

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

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11 Dec. 2010, 05:33am
Defy

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Originally Posted by ~Souleater~

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

It almost meant something.
11 Dec. 2010, 05:35am
Souleater

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Originally Posted by stapled

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I want a college degree. T-T military shit means nothing. the only skill i have gotten from the military is to run around and yell at 18 year old kids and fuck them up. thats about it.
11 Dec. 2010, 05:46am
shiboleet

Congratulations
11 Dec. 2010, 05:59am
Torian

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.
11 Dec. 2010, 06:00am
Defy

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Originally Posted by Torian

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

You also pay $9 for a sandwich so...........
11 Dec. 2010, 06:04am
Souleater

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Originally Posted by Torian

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

Luckiest person in this thread.
11 Dec. 2010, 06:10am
Torian

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Originally Posted by Defy

You also pay $9 for a sandwich so...........

And $10 for a Zinger combo wif fries and purple drank
11 Dec. 2010, 03:06pm
C0FFINCASE

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Originally Posted by Torian

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

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Originally Posted by ~Souleater~

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

Political Science.
This is degree one. I have six years of school to go and every two years from this point I will earn a degree.The last two of which will be a MBA and Phd in Law. At which point I'll work for about ten to twenty years and retire by the time I'm forty, unless Obama takes all my money.