Oh To The Sh!T

[Martin]

Jo yo rap is lackin
So Lets get it crackin
Gimme that mic
And watch me bust it night
spittin rhymes hard core
through the 3rd floor
take these lyrics to, yo dome
now get off my throne.
Spray some cologne.
Cause yo rhymes smellin like musty ass storm.

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Get raped boy

[Martin]

My ***** martin always talking shit.
Yah girlfriend told me you got a small dick
You can take the mic and you can shove it up yah ass
Cause rape is back and i got gas
I cant slow down all gas no breaks
That ***** martin uses a shaker weight.
I like the attempt but you need to get bettah.
Im about to make it snow on yah ass so go get yah sweatah.
Go get yah sweatah cause im out
Yeah im the crazy ***** the 51-50 Let out.

~ Rape.

See you don messed up
You messed wit the big man
I aint got no girl
I'm more of a 20 woman man
I don't stick to one
I stick to three at a time
Rammin that shit from that back
Hurtin their spine

You can not compare to me
You got a few lyrics you think youre lucky?
You're not on shit yo don't front
Why don't calm that shit down and roll up a blunt
Oh wait you can't afford that good shit
Hittin that pipe wit
some ordinary hood shit

Yea i can rhyme
Takes a bit o time
But guess it comes out just fine
You cant prove me wrong
I got them facts straight
Got no breaks?
Bitch quit snoozin get to movin them crates.

[Omlett]

im no rapper but i want to join this rap battle : (
who should i try to make fun of hmm?

[Martin]

asshole lol. nice 1

Thanks ;]

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im no rapper but i want to join this rap battle : (
who should i try to make fun of hmm?

I'd say try me, but I should really get to sleep haha

[Omlett]

Thanks ;]

Martin thinks hes cool
but hes a......FOOL
there we go.
A++ material right there

[Martin]

Martin thinks hes cool
but hes a......FOOL
there we go.
A++ material right there

: (

Quote this shit see that white text
Gettin hurt by the men from surprise but sex
You like it in the back
One dudes got your front.
Why you hurtin boy , it's what you get from an amateur late night taunt.

[Omlett]

: (

Another person from another planet
this fag thinks hes got talent
thinks hes hot shit,
nothing more than a zit
From the face of this earth rappin more like hes some fucking twit
****** says hes an animal
not even practical hes slackable
like deuce bigalow might as well be a European Gigolo


probabaly the best i can do without thinking for hours.

[Chad]

Yo,
Watch as the room rocks,
Mentally moon walk,
Mixed media slang,
Banging in your boom box
Verbal Violence
Lyrical stylist,
In a time when rock hip hop rhymes are childish.

[Martin]

Another person from another planet
this fag thinks hes got talent
thinks hes hot shit,
nothing more than a zit
From the face of this earth rappin more like hes some fucking twit
****** says hes an animal
not even practical hes slackable
like deuce bigalow might as well be a European Gigolo


probabaly the best i can do without thinking for hours.

Ay man I give it to you right quick
Probably bust down, little like slick rick
Goin down the town thinkin he's got a chance at me
Gangsta aint nothin but a wangsta ass joke, let me make this a bit more spicy
You can't see this shit
Comin out the dark
With my black davis's on
Pullin back my fist
Throw right at you wit a nice little twist
Add some impact
Make you cry now
Pick up your act son, you feelin shy now
You salty boy, whats with that big ass frown
Don't come at me, look the other way.
You must not be thinkin straight
I musta forgot you was gay anyway

[Omlett]

Yo,
Watch as the room rocks,
Mentally moon walk,
Mixed media slang,
Banging in your boom box
Verbal Violence
Lyrical stylist,
In a time when rock hip hop rhymes are childish.

we got a linkin park copy cat.

[Chad]

we got a linkin park copy cat.

Gangsta Omlett says
i just got owned by martin
Gangsta Omlett says
D :

[Martin]

Well martin you might as well call me a player / Coach
i call the shots and just like a roach i know all the spots
Im all in yah attic and under yah house wake yah ass up with gun mouth
Bang bang shoot cha in the head
Have you looking like a character from left 4 dead
Gotcha mom comin to identify yah body
Cops asking questions if they seen somebody
No witnesses left they wont come to speak
cause if they do i will knock off there feet
Pull out the k then pull out the mac
Its fully automatic light you up from the back.

Don't be talkin bout 9s
When you aint got one
This aint no grand theft auto
Is no joke son
I don't need weapons, I got my words
They come beaming down at ya
Like a big ass flock of birds
Pokin yo eyes out, making you cry
I bet sometimes you don't realize you just wanna die
Why dont you ask me
I'll do it fo real
I'll even get yo coffin from a former navy seal
As for the body, keep it all disfigured,
Yo mom will neva see you again,
No open casket for you, that shits won't be allowed open.
She cryin for a real reason
She lookin at kiddy pictures when you were actually breathin

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Gangsta Omlett says
i just got owned by martin
Gangsta Omlett says
D :

This .

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The thing about this is, it'll sound like a crazy ass rhyme in my head cause I have a beat going, but just someone else reading it can be like. " No... " lol

[iHero]

Rape Is Fuckin Back,
My cars are all black, 90 million bars,
I'm shootin for the stars, The money and the cars,
I'm sorry to say but this aint goin far,
Just like my dick it goes hard,
When I hit her pussy I left it scarred.

[Chad]

Funny thread is funny.

[Omlett]

Ay man I give it to you right quick
Probably bust down, little like slick rick
Goin down the town thinkin he's got a chance at me
Gangsta aint nothin but a wangsta ass joke, let me make this a bit more spicy
You can't see this shit
Comin out the dark
With my black davis's on
Pullin back my fist
Throw right at you wit a nice little twist
Add some impact
Make you cry now
Pick up your act son, you feelin shy now
You salty boy, whats with that big ass frown
Don't come at me, look the other way.
You must not be thinkin straight
I musta forgot you was gay anyway

I gotta admit that was pretty hip
accept slick rick could do a better job sucking his own dick
Enough with this bull crap
you couldent even pull that
you stank of straight shit and you cant even spit
so go back to your corner you fucking horder your border
fornicating on your wall like you got some sort of dissorder
but enough of this enought of you
cause im outty im out of this
fuck you, fuck you.


lol.

[Martin]

I gotta admit that was pretty hip
accept slick rick could do a better job sucking his own dick
Enough with this bull crap
you couldent even pull that
you stank of straight shit and you cant even spit
so go back to your corner you fucking horder your border
fornicating on your wall like you got some sort of dissorder
but enough of this enought of you
cause im outty im out of this
fuck you, fuck you.


lol.

You remind me of ja rule (30line diss in one right there)
Can I go to bed i'm to lazy for this shit.

[Chad]

I gotta admit that was pretty hip
accept slick rick could do a better job sucking his own dick
Enough with this bull crap
you couldent even pull that
you stank of straight shit and you cant even spit
so go back to your corner you fucking horder your border
fornicating on your wall like you got some sort of dissorder
but enough of this enought of you
cause im outty im out of this
fuck you, fuck you.


lol.

Run Forest run!

[Omlett]

Run Forest run!

you and 4 other people on here know why this is funny.

[Omlett]

You remind me of ja rule (30line diss in one right there)
Can I go to bed i'm to lazy for this shit.

who da shit is ja rule
yeah you can go to bed.
im just having fun doing this xD

[Chad]

you and 4 other people on here know why this is funny.

Cause your name is Forest. Now how many people know?

[Martin]

who da shit is ja rule
yeah you can go to bed.
im just having fun doing this xD

Go listen to his songs.
Then you'll see how shit he is haha.


Cya bro

[Omlett]

Cause your name is Forest. Now how many people know?

shut up ginger.

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Go listen to his songs.
Then you'll see how shit he is haha.


Cya bro

nighty night.
oh i see i have a new challenger.

[Chad]

shut up ginger.

Please. If you want to attempt to call me ginger, at least provide some evidence.

[Omlett]

Please. If you want to attempt to call me ginger, at least provide some evidence.

i cant "all of your cameras are broken"

[Chad]

i cant "all of your cameras are broken"

Because you looked at them through skype.

[Omlett]

They call him Master
more like ass blaster
on the count that hes gay
but he still thinks hes straight
in denial like a baby pig thinking he'll live
to see another day
praying the day will come
when he realizes the lies trapped in side of him
like a box of burnt matches
cant even comprehend these attachments

[Omlett]

no moar battle?

above post ^^

[Chad]

Let's end it here.

[Omlett]

Let's end it here.

Chads the fag
thinking this battle will end
like the war on terror
this shits alive more than old men



wait.. i think i just contradicted myself.

[Chad]

Chads the fag
thinking this battle will end
like the war on terror
this shits alive more than old men

wait.. i think i just contradicted myself.

It's only alive because of one silly white kid named Forest keeps posting in the thread trying to keep it active.

[Omlett]

It's only alive because of one silly white kid named Forest keeps posting in the thread trying to keep it active.

oh you got me.
Sad Face

[Chad]

chad fucks hot sluts
programs and digits

I do, I do.

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oh you got me.
correct me if im wrong.
arent you a husky little white kid?

Son, if I punched you in the face, I think it would be blasted into oblivion.