Oh To The Sh!T

[Martin]

asshole lol. nice 1

Thanks ;]

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im no rapper but i want to join this rap battle : (
who should i try to make fun of hmm?

I'd say try me, but I should really get to sleep haha

[Omlett]

Thanks ;]

Martin thinks hes cool
but hes a......FOOL
there we go.
A++ material right there

[Martin]

Martin thinks hes cool
but hes a......FOOL
there we go.
A++ material right there

: (

Quote this shit see that white text
Gettin hurt by the men from surprise but sex
You like it in the back
One dudes got your front.
Why you hurtin boy , it's what you get from an amateur late night taunt.

[Omlett]

: (

Another person from another planet
this fag thinks hes got talent
thinks hes hot shit,
nothing more than a zit
From the face of this earth rappin more like hes some fucking twit
****** says hes an animal
not even practical hes slackable
like deuce bigalow might as well be a European Gigolo


probabaly the best i can do without thinking for hours.

[Martin]

Another person from another planet
this fag thinks hes got talent
thinks hes hot shit,
nothing more than a zit
From the face of this earth rappin more like hes some fucking twit
****** says hes an animal
not even practical hes slackable
like deuce bigalow might as well be a European Gigolo


probabaly the best i can do without thinking for hours.

Ay man I give it to you right quick
Probably bust down, little like slick rick
Goin down the town thinkin he's got a chance at me
Gangsta aint nothin but a wangsta ass joke, let me make this a bit more spicy
You can't see this shit
Comin out the dark
With my black davis's on
Pullin back my fist
Throw right at you wit a nice little twist
Add some impact
Make you cry now
Pick up your act son, you feelin shy now
You salty boy, whats with that big ass frown
Don't come at me, look the other way.
You must not be thinkin straight
I musta forgot you was gay anyway

[Omlett]

Ay man I give it to you right quick
Probably bust down, little like slick rick
Goin down the town thinkin he's got a chance at me
Gangsta aint nothin but a wangsta ass joke, let me make this a bit more spicy
You can't see this shit
Comin out the dark
With my black davis's on
Pullin back my fist
Throw right at you wit a nice little twist
Add some impact
Make you cry now
Pick up your act son, you feelin shy now
You salty boy, whats with that big ass frown
Don't come at me, look the other way.
You must not be thinkin straight
I musta forgot you was gay anyway

I gotta admit that was pretty hip
accept slick rick could do a better job sucking his own dick
Enough with this bull crap
you couldent even pull that
you stank of straight shit and you cant even spit
so go back to your corner you fucking horder your border
fornicating on your wall like you got some sort of dissorder
but enough of this enought of you
cause im outty im out of this
fuck you, fuck you.


lol.

[Martin]

Well martin you might as well call me a player / Coach
i call the shots and just like a roach i know all the spots
Im all in yah attic and under yah house wake yah ass up with gun mouth
Bang bang shoot cha in the head
Have you looking like a character from left 4 dead
Gotcha mom comin to identify yah body
Cops asking questions if they seen somebody
No witnesses left they wont come to speak
cause if they do i will knock off there feet
Pull out the k then pull out the mac
Its fully automatic light you up from the back.

Don't be talkin bout 9s
When you aint got one
This aint no grand theft auto
Is no joke son
I don't need weapons, I got my words
They come beaming down at ya
Like a big ass flock of birds
Pokin yo eyes out, making you cry
I bet sometimes you don't realize you just wanna die
Why dont you ask me
I'll do it fo real
I'll even get yo coffin from a former navy seal
As for the body, keep it all disfigured,
Yo mom will neva see you again,
No open casket for you, that shits won't be allowed open.
She cryin for a real reason
She lookin at kiddy pictures when you were actually breathin

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Gangsta Omlett says
i just got owned by martin
Gangsta Omlett says
D :

This .

---------- Post added at 06:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:06 AM ----------

The thing about this is, it'll sound like a crazy ass rhyme in my head cause I have a beat going, but just someone else reading it can be like. " No... " lol