I have to take a really big shit

[Martin]

No toilet paper.
WTF DO I DO

[Hater]

Get a SOCK
!!!!! lol

[Taz]

Take regular napkins.

[Martin]

Take regular napkins.

No tengo .

[Taz]

No tengo .

Tango down?

[Martin]

Tango down?

RUSH CHARLIE
ALPHA TEAM STAY HERE a

[The_Theomorphic_Librarian]

Wipe it off with your hands then cleanse them in pure alcohol;
It may burn all your current wounds, but look at it this way:

You just burned away a ton of shit :]

[Martin]

Use your boxers
burn those
put new one's on
????
CLEAN!

Try to do ???? Profit
Add 1 too many steps
????
FAIL

<3

[Omlett]

go into shower and u know the rest
inb4urealiseitsnotabadidea

[sonic_benny]

FIND SOME PAPER TOWELS or holy crap i had to use cotton swabs one time D:

[CL0V3R]

Here is an old saying I heard that applies to this situation... ahem.

"When you're sittin' on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand!"

[missangelachristine]

a piece of bread? maybe a little butter on that also?

[The_Theomorphic_Librarian]

You could also try pushing it back in, all the way down your stomach, back into your throat, through your mouth and vomit it out.

That way, all you have to do is drink some water and *TADA* all shit gone.

[Omlett]

like i said, go in the shower

[Martin]

FIND SOME PAPER TOWELS or holy crap i had to use cotton swabs one time D:

I actually did that before too loll