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About LinkBacksAlright so last night I was thinking I would make a guide for all you computer nerds out their on HOW TO GET LAID in 5 super easy steps.
Not 100 percent guaranteed trk
1. Find a fat ugly chick, flirt with her.
2. Get her number.
3. Call her.
4. Ask her if she has any hot horny friends.
5. Fuck her friends.
Don't you guys love me ;D
Guide by gangsta omlett (edited one slot by myself)
Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
Step four- Make a porno
Step five- profit
Guide by Thomas
Take roofie, put in drink.
Guide by Azrael
Find the lonely depressed weird chick that is on the verge of suicide in the back of the bar and make her feel pretty. Instapantydropperandpossibleaids
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Thread: Hickeys guide to getting laid ;D
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:08pm #1
Hickeys guide to getting laid ;D Last edited by Sexpot; 09 Sep. 2010 at 11:31pm.
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:12pm #2
Take roofie, put in drink.
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- 09 Sep. 2010 10:13pm #3
I lol'd
implying everyone is a computer nerd or can't get laid.
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:22pm #4Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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Find the lonely depressed weird chick that is on the verge of suicide in the back of the bar and make her feel pretty. Instapantydropperandpossibleaids.
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While I formulate denial of your effect on me.
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:25pm #5
Those are nasty >>
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:29pm #6
I like the ones that dont really know who you are, but they know you are smart, and you help them with homework, then BAM, they are on you.
Shh, I'm watching My little pony.
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:30pm #7 You told my brother you were a virgin. :p
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- 09 Sep. 2010 10:33pm #8 I just said get on you. That means they were ontop of me, doing something, not sex. Originally Posted by Northle Shh, I'm watching My little pony.
- 09 Sep. 2010 10:34pm #9 I'm not dumb. :p Originally Posted by Bman
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Rofl I find it even funny that you would think of making a guide to getting laid.
Here's a guide.
Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
There you go. Lol or go with what Jenny said that's pretty much true, crazy chicks are looking for any sort of affection to validate themselves.
It alsrks the same with guys. Rofl
All hail kitty pig.
- 09 Sep. 2010 11:26pm #11
Hey i'm the one writing the guide.... I wonder why it's blank D:
- 09 Sep. 2010 11:28pm #12
Step one - get a girlfriend Originally Posted by CL0V3R Rofl I find it even funny that you would think of making a guide to getting laid.
Here's a guide.
Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
There you go. Lol or go with what Jenny said that's pretty much true, crazy chicks are looking for any sort of affection to validate themselves.
It alsrks the same with guys. Rofl
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
Step four- ???
Step five- profityup this is really me gamersoul AVA
- 09 Sep. 2010 11:30pm #13
Wins this shit G. Originally Posted by gangsta omlett 
- 09 Sep. 2010 11:31pm #14
Edited first post <3
- 09 Sep. 2010 11:41pm #15 Edited this post <3 Originally Posted by Hickeys
- 09 Sep. 2010 11:43pm #16 Liar. You big big big big big big big Originally Posted by iShellz
BIG
Liar.
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