Hickeys guide to getting laid ;D

Alright so last night I was thinking I would make a guide for all you computer nerds out their on HOW TO GET LAID in 5 super easy steps.

Not 100 percent guaranteed to work

1. Find a fat ugly chick, flirt with her.

2. Get her number.

3. Call her.

4. Ask her if she has any hot horny friends.

5. Fuck her friends.


Don't you guys love me ;D


Guide by gangsta omlett (edited one slot by myself)

Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
Step four- Make a porno
Step five- profit

Guide by Thomas

Take roofie, put in drink. :|

Guide by Azrael

Find the lonely depressed weird chick that is on the verge of suicide in the back of the bar and make her feel pretty. Instapantydropperandpossibleaids

Take roofie, put in drink. :|

I lol'd
implying everyone is a computer nerd or can't get laid.

Find the lonely depressed weird chick that is on the verge of suicide in the back of the bar and make her feel pretty. Instapantydropperandpossibleaids.

Those are nasty >>

I like the ones that dont really know who you are, but they know you are smart, and you help them with homework, then BAM, they are on you.

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Originally Posted by Bman

I like the ones that dont really know who you are, but they know you are smart, and you help them with homework, then BAM, they are on you.

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You told my brother you were a virgin. :p

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Originally Posted by Northle

You told my brother you were a virgin. :p

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I just said get on you. That means they were ontop of me, doing something, not sex.

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Originally Posted by Bman

I just said get on you. That means they were ontop of me, doing something, not sex.

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I'm not dumb. :p

Rofl I find it even funny that you would think of making a guide to getting laid.

Here's a guide.

Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck

There you go. Lol or go with what Jenny said that's pretty much true, crazy chicks are looking for any sort of affection to validate themselves.
It also works the same with guys. Rofl

Hey i'm the one writing the guide.... I wonder why it's blank D:

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Originally Posted by CL0V3R

Rofl I find it even funny that you would think of making a guide to getting laid.

Here's a guide.

Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck

There you go. Lol or go with what Jenny said that's pretty much true, crazy chicks are looking for any sort of affection to validate themselves.
It also works the same with guys. Rofl

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Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
Step four- ???
Step five- profit

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Originally Posted by gangsta omlett

Step one - get a girlfriend
Step two - earn trust
Step three - fuck
Step four- ???
Step five- profit

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Wins this shit G. :D

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Liar. You big big big big big big big

BIG

Liar.