......Lg...

27 Nov. 2009 06:19am

Originally Posted by Martyr

Isn't her making a turkey sorta anatomically impossible?

I WANT TO BE WEDNESDAY FROM THE ADAMS FAMILY. Anyway.

I like the way you think :]

@Defy & Google- You both are wrong. I am legally the King. Don't ask how, just say yes and nod.

27 Nov. 2009 06:20am

Yes Mistress.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:20am

WTF you dont have the correct parts to become the KING D:

27 Nov. 2009 06:21am

She has a huge snake, I've seen it.

27 Nov. 2009 06:21am

Originally Posted by Defy

Yes Mistress.

@Google- but my birth certificate says different.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:24am

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

@Google- but my birth certificate says different.

Oh really now..
Im sorry sire

Update on bro:
We found him. He just came back from eating dinner by himself D:.. His fault for not letting no one know that he was coming down to cali for thanksgiving.

27 Nov. 2009 06:25am

Originally Posted by Google

Oh really now..
Im sorry Ma'am.

Update on bro:
We found him. He just came back from eating dinner by himself D:.. His fault for not letting no one know that he was coming down to cali for thanksgiving.

At least you found him. He'll get over it xD

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:26am

Yea.

Lol Ms.King just sign on.

27 Nov. 2009 06:27am

LVC quick get pregnant! For you can be the second ''Male'' to be pregnant.

**Martyr** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:27am

Glad you found your brother. I'm sorry that there was such a panic over him. D:
... I just realized that the club I always go to met last night and I forgot to go. HUOFEHOU RAGE.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:29am

Originally Posted by Martyr

Glad you found your brother. I'm sorry that there was such a panic over him. D:
... I just realized that the club I always go to met last night and I forgot to go. HUOFEHOU RAGE.

Thank you Martyr :]

@Defy: Haha, that would be weird ..

Ms. King • says:
Then we are the true kings.. Defy >.> He just wants to be us

27 Nov. 2009 06:30am

Originally Posted by Defy

LVC quick get pregnant! For you can be the second ''Male'' to be pregnant.

You do it first.
I'm scared D:

27 Nov. 2009 06:30am

Ha to be you.
IM THE GREAT DEFY

**Martyr** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:31am

... I'm randomly having a weird panic/anxiety attack. fffuuu... ><

27 Nov. 2009 06:31am

Originally Posted by Defy

Ha to be you.
IM THE GREAT DEFY

You are no King though.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:32am

@Defy: You took that from me tho D: Cause of GG D<

Second thought.. Fine you can keep it.. but I was the first "The Great"

27 Nov. 2009 06:32am

Have you forgotten?
I took Tsuna's crown, I am King peasants.

27 Nov. 2009 06:33am

Originally Posted by Google

@Defy: You took that from me tho D: Cause of GG D<

Second thought.. Fine you can keep it.. but I was the first "The Great"

Auctlly I made it from Taz. =/

27 Nov. 2009 06:34am

Originally Posted by Defy

Have you forgotten?
I took Tsuna's crown, I am King peasants.

You abused your power and fell.
I am King now.

hahaha.. another pun <W<

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:34am

Thanks for hurting my feeling :[

XD

27 Nov. 2009 06:36am

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

You abused your power and fell.
I am King now.

hahaha.. another pun <W<

What power, he controlled nothing but the horses.

27 Nov. 2009 06:36am

Mr. Hands died almost 5 years ago now.

27 Nov. 2009 06:38am

Originally Posted by Defy

What power, he controlled nothing but the horses.

He? >.> I meant you Defy.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:38am

Originally Posted by Fuck

Mr. Hands died almost 5 years ago now.

Who the fuck is Mr.Hands?

Are you talking about that one character from Super Smash Bros?
Well my nephew kills that thing everytime he beat the story mode..
So.. if Im correct he died 30mins ago >.>

27 Nov. 2009 06:39am

I didn't abusive anything Lady.
I took care of reports, thats pretty much it.

27 Nov. 2009 06:39am

I'm off to bed.
Night guys.

Edit:
<w< and it turned out in a funny misconception of power abuse.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:40am

No Jen.. LG gonna die if you leave D:

27 Nov. 2009 06:41am

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

I'm off to bed.
Night guys.

Edit:
<w< and it turned out in a funny misconception of power abuse.

If you leave I'm going to head in also. =/

**Tsuna** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:41am

Okay, let's not get get started on who's King now, because we all know it's me.

27 Nov. 2009 06:42am

Awww, sorries, but I'm starting to yawn like crazy. Finally starting to get sleepy. D:

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:42am

Originally Posted by Tsuna

Okay, let's not get get started on who's King now, because we all know it's me.

You are too late

@Jen: Alright fine, Good night =]

27 Nov. 2009 06:43am

Originally Posted by Google

Who the fuck is Mr.Hands?

Are you talking about that one character from Super Smash Bros?
Well my nephew kills that thing everytime he beat the story mode..
So.. if Im correct he died 30mins ago >.>

Google him.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:43am

Originally Posted by Fuck

Google him.

**Tsuna** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:43am

Originally Posted by Google

You are too late

A King can't be late for the simple fact that nothing truly starts until the King arrives. Thus, I'm not late; you all are just early.

27 Nov. 2009 06:44am

Mr. Hands is stupid.

Or he was.

Mr. Hands's story gets more disturbing the deeper you go.

To begin: he is a man from Washington state who fucked a horse. More accurately: he is a man from Washington who somehow got a horse to fuck him. More specifically: he had a horse fuck him in the arse. And filmed it. Until it perforated his colon and killed him. The name "Mr. Hands" comes from his Yahoo! personals profile, where it is listed as his nickname. His real name was later disclosed to be Kenneth Pinyan, who, it is claimed, initally refused to go to the hospital for fear of ruining his reputation as a high-profile engineer at Boeing. LOL.

The video was allegedly one of many videos of men getting equinomorphically browndicked, in some kind of hellish bestial bordello in Seattle. Bestiality is in fact not illegal in the state of Washington (not that it's exactly applauded in the community either - the law just doesn't mention it either way), and this stable had been functioning as a zoophiliac's knocking shop for some time. Somehow, Mr. Hands was the first person to actually get killed by the anal penetration of an enormous horse cock...either that or the brothelkeeper simply ran out of space to bury Hands' body.

Tragically for Mr. Hands, horrifyingly for the rest of us, probably arousingly for some fuckheads out there, the video of the guy gettin' it on like Diddy Kong with Shergar found its way, perhaps inevitably, to the internet, where it quickly became 2005's Goatse. If you know where to look (i.e. the bottom of this page), you can still find it, although watching it may kill your brain.

There is to be no rest, even in death, for poor Mr. Hands (Mind you, anyone sick enough to take a horse up the arse probably deserves what he gets); you will soon be able to thrill to Horse Raping Freak: The Movie, which is currently entitled "Zoo", but originally went under the moniker of "In The Forest There Is Every Kind Of Bird", which is simultaneously the best and worst title for anything ever. Hands will be played by John Paulsen, an up-and-coming actor who we will never hear from again.

Addendum: in case you're really hardcore and are hoping to see some bestial snuff by visiting this video, please a) kill yourself and b) be advised that the "Mr Hands" video which circulated on the Internet and is linked to below is not a video of the specific incident in which his colon got ruptured by a gigantic equine phallus. He did this a lot.

Another addendum: as a point of interest, the complete list of US states without bestiality-prohibiting laws is as follows: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming. So, to any Zoophiles reading, you're really spoilt for choice. Also, fuck off out of it you sick freak.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:46am

@Tsuna: Noo D<

@Fuck:
Okay then..

His butt must of been stretched after >.>

**Tsuna** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:47am

Originally Posted by Google

@Tsuna: Noo D<

@Fuck:
Okay then..

Yes, you were all early, waiting for me, the King, like good subordinates.

**Google** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:51am

I hate you D: But I love your drawing xD

LG is dead again :[

**Tsuna** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:54am

Originally Posted by Google

I hate you D: But I love your drawing xD

LG is dead again :[

You merely must be below a King; you need not like him; that's what my harem is for.

**Kain** · 27 Nov. 2009 06:56am

Nice harem Tsu.

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