I like the way you think :]Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
@Defy & Google- You both are wrong. I am legally the King. Don't ask how, just say yes and nod.
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I like the way you think :]Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
@Defy & Google- You both are wrong. I am legally the King. Don't ask how, just say yes and nod.
Yes Mistress.
WTF you dont have the correct parts to become the KING D:
She has a huge snake, I've seen it.
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Defy
@Google- but my birth certificate says different.
Oh really now..Quote:
Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle
Im sorry sire
Update on bro:
We found him. He just came back from eating dinner by himself D:.. His fault for not letting no one know that he was coming down to cali for thanksgiving.
At least you found him. He'll get over it xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Google
Yea.
Lol Ms.King just sign on.
LVC quick get pregnant! For you can be the second ''Male'' to be pregnant.
Glad you found your brother. I'm sorry that there was such a panic over him. D:
... I just realized that the club I always go to met last night and I forgot to go. HUOFEHOU RAGE.
Thank you Martyr :]Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
@Defy: Haha, that would be weird ..
Ms. King • says:
Then we are the true kings.. Defy >.> He just wants to be us
You do it first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Defy
I'm scared D:
Ha to be you.
IM THE GREAT DEFY
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...83aa753fa9.jpg
... I'm randomly having a weird panic/anxiety attack. fffuuu... ><
You are no King though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Defy
@Defy: You took that from me tho D: Cause of GG D<
Second thought.. Fine you can keep it.. but I was the first "The Great"
Have you forgotten?
I took Tsuna's crown, I am King peasants.
Auctlly I made it from Taz. =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Google
You abused your power and fell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Defy
I am King now.
hahaha.. another pun <W<
Thanks for hurting my feeling :[
XD
What power, he controlled nothing but the horses.Quote:
Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle
Mr. Hands died almost 5 years ago now.
He? >.> I meant you Defy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Defy
Who the fuck is Mr.Hands?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuck
Are you talking about that one character from Super Smash Bros?
Well my nephew kills that thing everytime he beat the story mode..
So.. if Im correct he died 30mins ago >.>
I didn't abusive anything Lady.
I took care of reports, thats pretty much it.
I'm off to bed.
Night guys.
Edit:
<w< and it turned out in a funny misconception of power abuse.
No Jen.. LG gonna die if you leave D:
If you leave I'm going to head in also. =/Quote:
Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle
Okay, let's not get get started on who's King now, because we all know it's me.
Awww, sorries, but I'm starting to yawn like crazy. Finally starting to get sleepy. D:
You are too late :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Tsuna
@Jen: Alright fine, Good night =]
Google him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Google
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...26-mrhands.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Fuck
A King can't be late for the simple fact that nothing truly starts until the King arrives. Thus, I'm not late; you all are just early.Quote:
Originally Posted by Google
Mr. Hands is stupid.
Or he was.
Mr. Hands's story gets more disturbing the deeper you go.
To begin: he is a man from Washington state who fucked a horse. More accurately: he is a man from Washington who somehow got a horse to fuck him. More specifically: he had a horse fuck him in the arse. And filmed it. Until it perforated his colon and killed him. The name "Mr. Hands" comes from his Yahoo! personals profile, where it is listed as his nickname. His real name was later disclosed to be Kenneth Pinyan, who, it is claimed, initally refused to go to the hospital for fear of ruining his reputation as a high-profile engineer at Boeing. LOL.
The video was allegedly one of many videos of men getting equinomorphically browndicked, in some kind of hellish bestial bordello in Seattle. Bestiality is in fact not illegal in the state of Washington (not that it's exactly applauded in the community either - the law just doesn't mention it either way), and this stable had been functioning as a zoophiliac's knocking shop for some time. Somehow, Mr. Hands was the first person to actually get killed by the anal penetration of an enormous horse cock...either that or the brothelkeeper simply ran out of space to bury Hands' body.
Tragically for Mr. Hands, horrifyingly for the rest of us, probably arousingly for some fuckheads out there, the video of the guy gettin' it on like Diddy Kong with Shergar found its way, perhaps inevitably, to the internet, where it quickly became 2005's Goatse. If you know where to look (i.e. the bottom of this page), you can still find it, although watching it may kill your brain.
There is to be no rest, even in death, for poor Mr. Hands (Mind you, anyone sick enough to take a horse up the arse probably deserves what he gets); you will soon be able to thrill to Horse Raping Freak: The Movie, which is currently entitled "Zoo", but originally went under the moniker of "In The Forest There Is Every Kind Of Bird", which is simultaneously the best and worst title for anything ever. Hands will be played by John Paulsen, an up-and-coming actor who we will never hear from again.
Addendum: in case you're really hardcore and are hoping to see some bestial snuff by visiting this video, please a) kill yourself and b) be advised that the "Mr Hands" video which circulated on the Internet and is linked to below is not a video of the specific incident in which his colon got ruptured by a gigantic equine phallus. He did this a lot.
Another addendum: as a point of interest, the complete list of US states without bestiality-prohibiting laws is as follows: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming. So, to any Zoophiles reading, you're really spoilt for choice. Also, fuck off out of it you sick freak.
@Tsuna: Noo D<
@Fuck:
Okay then..
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r...dy/mrhands.jpg
His butt must of been stretched after >.>
Yes, you were all early, waiting for me, the King, like good subordinates.Quote:
Originally Posted by Google
I hate you D: But I love your drawing xD
LG is dead again :[
You merely must be below a King; you need not like him; that's what my harem is for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Google
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9596/tsuking.png
Nice harem Tsu.